Oh, poor me!
Oh, poor me!
How my body grunts and creaks.
I wallow in self pity,
Dab the tear drops from my cheeks.
Oh, poor me!
How I suffer!
How the cares that cramp my style,
Form a wrinkle down my forehead,
Train my lips to never smile.
Oh, poor me!
Oh, poor me!
All the things that could go...