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It is definitely still a thing. We are happy to have them, as long as they are peaceable and don't try to do things in Yankee ways and expect it to go the way it does up in Yankee land. We have had one whole family who has been knocking around our parts for a few years, trying to set up...

Well... Moldy oldy Voldy really was pretty ugly.

Meanwhile my pastor's son started a Bible study and prayer group at the college he was attending. It took off like a rocket. No band, no songs, no official sermon and no charge. Definitely a lot of prayer though. Lots of prayer before the first meeting ever took place.

I heard a theory. It's not my theory, but I really like this theory. So I'm stealing it. I mean I'm appropriating it. Yeah. The theory is that you hang around the singles forum for the same reason a racist person maintains a friendship with a black man. For defense. That way when somebody...

So now singles are whining too... I have never asked anybody, single or married, to do anything and had them reply with, you are not my boss. Not one time. This causes me to question how you asked them. If you are getting that kind of response, maybe you need to look at the way you are...

Speaking of being flaky, that reminds me. You are still flaking out on the reply you promised to cinder many a moon ago. Isn't it about time you got on that? Seems odd that you would spend so much time with us flaky singles anyway. You're like a racist, except you are biased against singles...

Where I come from, calling somebody a Yankee is fighting words...

I don't know about your corners, but from west Tennessee it still looks like you are full of it. Or maybe single people here are different from the single people in your corners. Maybe you should move here. If people are so flaky where you go, maybe you're going to the wrong places. Come on...

Where do I stand, you may ask? Well, go ahead. You may ask... Actually you already KNOW where I stand. You don't need to ask. In the corner. I stand in the corner watching the show. With a bucket of popcorn and a soda. And some salted nuts. And no, you can't have a bite. They're mine. :P

Some would say quite the opposite. They believe it is their divine duty to BE vigilantly aware of what "The Enemy" says, so they can with alacrity counter it with their own posts. To them, putting such heretics on ignore would be a gross deriliction of their sacred obligation.

Well... This SOUNDS good, but from what I have observed it never seems to actually work. I recommend dropping this piece of advice from your catalog.

You're still on this kick? I thought you had learned by now.

I'm not ABLE to be serious about it. Like, literally... I w*rk Saturdays so I wouldn't be able to get there in time for a date Saturday night.

As little as possible. I won't say anything more because I also try to dwell on it as little as possible. That can become its own victimhood.

I have a better solution. I spray bug spray on the big window in the living room - the big window that flies like to land on because it's sunny. They don't hang out on that window for long...

I also like what Proverbs says about it. Where there is no wood, the fire goes out. Likewise where there is nobody running around spreading gossip, strife dies down.

The human mind. I know ostensibly everybody has one, but some of the people at my job...

Aye.

Time is an illusion. Lunch time, doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Actually I cannot off hand think of anything I have not yet tried that I want to try. At least nothing where there is a question whether I would like it or not. There are many kinds of fish I have never tried, but I am almost certain I would like them. But in Southwest Tennessee you can only...