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Just the first one I thought of off the top of my head from my collection.

Who said it has been outgrown? A lot of modern Christian music is just scripture set to music. Different style of music, but it is still done.

Does your teenager often break out in a rash of speeding tickets? I've got the cure for that! The chevette! This genuine imitation is the only car that ever made the Chevelle look good. It will not clear up existing speeding tickets, but it is guaranteed to stop new ones from forming or your...

Yeah YOU probably would. :p

I have a cold remedy on the market. It will clear your cold right up, in as little as 5 to 7 days. Side effects include sneezing, runny nose, coughing.

I recommend using Linux mint, or another end user friendly distro, for daily web surfing. It has been so long since I had to worry about viruses that I don't even know which antiviruses are good anymore. I could probably do some googling and find out, but I never have a reason to.

That's why I buy albums. Some of the best songs will never be played on K-Love.

I saw you staring out your window Watching the people passing by Taking some notes on what you saw out there So you would know how hard you need to try I heard you asking lots of questions How in comparison you stand Please let me warn you to be very careful God wants our best and not our...

Bear is good. They had it on the menu at a men's wild meat supper one time. It's just another meat. It has its own flavor, but it's not like anything else so I can't say it tastes like this or that. It just tastes like bear. Anybody for emu eggs? One egg can make scrambled eggs for a family of...

8 years huh? I don't know why time keeps surprising me like that. Time passing is literally the single most regular, dependable, predictable factor in my existence. But it still catches me off guard... All the time.

It is definitely still a thing. We are happy to have them, as long as they are peaceable and don't try to do things in Yankee ways and expect it to go the way it does up in Yankee land. We have had one whole family who has been knocking around our parts for a few years, trying to set up...

Well... Moldy oldy Voldy really was pretty ugly.

Meanwhile my pastor's son started a Bible study and prayer group at the college he was attending. It took off like a rocket. No band, no songs, no official sermon and no charge. Definitely a lot of prayer though. Lots of prayer before the first meeting ever took place.

I heard a theory. It's not my theory, but I really like this theory. So I'm stealing it. I mean I'm appropriating it. Yeah. The theory is that you hang around the singles forum for the same reason a racist person maintains a friendship with a black man. For defense. That way when somebody...

So now singles are whining too... I have never asked anybody, single or married, to do anything and had them reply with, you are not my boss. Not one time. This causes me to question how you asked them. If you are getting that kind of response, maybe you need to look at the way you are...

Speaking of being flaky, that reminds me. You are still flaking out on the reply you promised to cinder many a moon ago. Isn't it about time you got on that? Seems odd that you would spend so much time with us flaky singles anyway. You're like a racist, except you are biased against singles...

Where I come from, calling somebody a Yankee is fighting words...

I don't know about your corners, but from west Tennessee it still looks like you are full of it. Or maybe single people here are different from the single people in your corners. Maybe you should move here. If people are so flaky where you go, maybe you're going to the wrong places. Come on...

Where do I stand, you may ask? Well, go ahead. You may ask... Actually you already KNOW where I stand. You don't need to ask. In the corner. I stand in the corner watching the show. With a bucket of popcorn and a soda. And some salted nuts. And no, you can't have a bite. They're mine. :P

Some would say quite the opposite. They believe it is their divine duty to BE vigilantly aware of what "The Enemy" says, so they can with alacrity counter it with their own posts. To them, putting such heretics on ignore would be a gross deriliction of their sacred obligation.