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On the other hand nobody really paid a lot for that answer, so we're not out any money.

If one of your interests is cooking, you might bring him a snack you made. If one of your interests is music, you might bring him a CD. If people actually still listened to CDs... And etc. Look through your interests and see if there is anything in them that you can bring him. It might make a...

Just be careful not to put on a facade. Be you, not who you think he wants. If you put up a false front and y'all start a relationship, you will have to keep up that false front for as long as you stay with him. That gets tiring very quickly. If you are you and he does not want to start a...

I figure I will keep working until I can't. By then I won't be much good for doing much of anything else. For some people that would be depressing, but I'm pretty much a homebody anyway. My favorite vacation is to lock the door and not open it for a week and pretend the world doesn't exist. So...

That's a heavy load to put on one tiny gland...

Pretty much, yeah.

Careful! It's loaded!

I swear, sometimes you remind me SO MUCH of somebody who used to be here. Like you, he would sometimes take random comments people made, comments that were neither about nor directed at him, and take them as personal insults. And like you, when other people tried to explain what the comments...

It takes a whole lot of ego to see everything as directed at you. This would totally wreck your worldview if you could read it, so it's a good thing you have me back on ignore: what I said wasn't about you at all. Sorry. It was about a post I made back on the first page of this thread.

Yeah, that. It's a callback to a post in the first page. As a comedian I reserve the right to do callbacks.

So... Yeah... Burn, how about that swimming in the ocean with a chunk of ground beef? I hear it's the best thing in the world for keeping sharks away. You honestly thought a thread like this would avoid what you said you wanted to avoid? Or was that another one of your jokes? Please tell me...

:rolleyes:

Vituperate much? Those quote warriors throw out a lot of verses but never really answer questions.

I hate it when you remind me of me... :p

Yeah, I wasn't even going to touch that one. People will see what they want to see and ignore what they don't want to see. If you want to believe Christians are phonies, that is what you will see.

Dunno. Never touch the stuff. Don't eat miracle whip either.

Also... Once again, that's not how a forum works. We've been over this before. I could start talking about purple giraffes in this thread if I wanted to. (They are a definite upgrade over pink elephants by every metric.) It would be kind of rude, but it's not technically against forum rules...

What do you mean? I already answered that one too. I get the impression you have a bug up your butt and you are expecting this thread to not be answered the way you (ostensibly) want it to be answered. In fact you are COUNTING on it, so you can have an excuse to stay grumpy.

Technically I answered it with my own question. Answering a question with a question is a well-established conversational practice.

Told you that would happen.