Oh my goodness!!
I had no idea when his birthday was!!! What kind of crazed and obsessive fan am I if I don't even know Mr. Koontz's birthday?!
I'll have to include a joke about that in my thank-you letter (thank you, Magenta!) which is currently up to 6 pages.
One of the things I learned when I wrote prison inmates -- often ones with LWOP (life without parole and no hope of ever getting out) -- is that they really liked hearing about everyday life. So I learned to take everyday events, whether at work, church, or going to the grocery store -- weave in a little humor, and tell them like a story. This is why my letters -- and my posts -- are so long. It's a skill set I'm always testing out and trying to hone.
In my thank-you letter to Mr. Koontz, I mention that I was hoping to find a thank-you card with a dog on it, particularly a golden retriever. The Koontz's are big supporter of an organization that trains and provides service dogs to the differently-abled, and have adopted 3 goldens who had "career changes" (had to leave the program for various reasons.)
They believe their first dog especially was a direct gift from God.
So I wrote about my frustration in finding that EVERY OTHER kind of card seemed to have dogs on them -- birthday cards. Graduation cards. Save-The-Whales cards. But not a single thank-you card with a dog!! Then I wrote, "Ok, so I didn't REALLY see a 'Save-The-Whales card with a DOG on it, but it sure did FEEL that way!"
I'll be sure to include that I must be a pretty lousy obsessive fan since I didn't even realize that Mr. Koontz's birthday had just passed -- and that maybe I SHOULD have picked up one of those birthday cards with a dog on it after all.

