Come Help The Singles Forum Build a Better Man Trap!!

Hey there mister, I've got 2 loaded guns within hands reach as I type!

Keep her typing so she can't reach for her guns until you get the drop on her.

I reckon it's time you visited your local gun store. You'll need a couple more firearms to have a respectable number of them.

It can never be said that the Singles Forum doesn't take the opportunity to pick on both men AND women!

The Lady Luring Thread has now been posted!

The last guy who said that to me, I asked if he was afraid I'd beat him at target shooting. He said that was impossible. So I told him to save me 10 bullets. He got real quiet then.

Was pretty quiet when I soundly out-shot him, too 😊.

Maybe if he would have handed you an unloaded gun, it might have looked a little better for his pride.

I mean, it would have at least slowed you down -- by like half a second.

Lol I don't get why men think shooting and fire-building are manly things they "should" be better than women at. They have zero physical advantage in them and building a fire is a lot like taking care of a baby. 🤷‍♀️

Oh, but I do have more (and more than a couple more)! Just not within hands reach at the time I was typing that lol.

This is why Carrie's planning on getting another one to strap to her computer...

The respect we have for you just keeps increasing!!!

Even if that guy got a perfect bullseye, I'm pretty sure Snackers put most of her bullets right THROUGH the one in the middle, just like this :





This is something I love about Snackers!

In person, she is one of the sweetest, most considerate, and HUMBLE people you will ever meet. Others with strong personalities will overlook, dismiss, or try to talk over her.

But as you can see, this is a BIG mistake.

Like Pretty Woman-sized Big. Huge!




Because you never know when God is going to direct Snackers to pull back an arrow/one of the many things she is gifted with -- and bless her with the ability to go right through the bullseye -- every. single. time.

I've seen her FEARLESSLY answer the unbridled spiritual/life questions of TEENAGERS, on a regular basis -- and if that isn't supernatural power in motion, I don't know what is!

Appreciate the sentiment, but this tells me I should probably be more upfront about my failures. I am no stranger to missing the mark, both figuratively and literally! 😬

Oh im not ignorant to the fact women can shoot guns. Im 2 for 7 right now on certain critters past 300 yards. Not exactly dead eye dick over here haha

Lol I'm not exactly a sharpshooter myself, had no idea if I would actually beat the guy but figured I could have some fun bluffing him out if nothing else. 🤣😂

We should get @lrs68 to give us some pointers 😎.

You can trap a man's body, but that doesn't mean you can capture his heart. 😉

As for myself, I dont think such traps would work on me. In part due to the fact that the way I dress and some of my main interests would not likely be things a woman may want, especially at my age. Not to mention they don't really show who I am as a person, particularly my clothes, but are rather expressions of my few interests.
What i tend to enjoy is often not a reflection of who I am. I can't count how many people, that have gotten to know me, that did a 180 compared to how they viewed me from the outside.
And the way I present myself is not necessarily what I would be looking for in a woman.
So I'm doubtful any bait for a trap would work for me as few, if any, Christian women would want to use the bait necessary.
So 😝 to you all.

Hmm. Good question. As a card carrying member of the race of men, here are my suggestions:

1) If you want to keep a man "trapped" for awhile the name of the game is interest. Every man has his brain drain activity. Video games, light sabers, power tools, my little pony (don't understand that one myself, but apparently "bronies" are a thing), etc. These are things that men use to unwind and get their mind off of work or all things stressful. Helps to get the gaurd down, and if a woman is trying to lure a man out, it's usually in said women's favor to let the man show off his interests. That's your "fish hook" right there. This is both a metaphor and potentially literal if the guy is into fishing. In that case, pun intended.

2) Meat and fire. Fire and meat. Vegetables should only be provided to compliment the meat, and even then kept to a minimum. Bacon and all things beef are the most effective options. Especially if served together. Most men won't be looking to get away if they are in a coma with the meat sweats. At this point all that is needed is some sort of sport being broadcast on a nearby television.

3) Something manly to help with. Most high quality men will evacuate their lairs if a lawn needs mowed, or a spare needs to be put on a car with a flat tire. I've heard stories of women leaving broken things in a trap on their front lawn only to return and find a man fixing it, unaware of the trap he's wandered into. But be careful! If the neediness levels get too high you can potentially send the men scurrying back into their lairs. A good simile is the humble cockroach. Left out food can attract attention, but if the lights go on they will run a fast as possible. Be needy enough to attract attention, but not needy enough to seem helpless either. The approach is like this, first state something that sends the message "I could use some help, but if not that's ok too." All you need to do after that is wander around the "need" while in the company of the man you'd like to trap. If he's interested in you, he'll volunteer. You can solidify the traps effectiveness by then referring back to my first or second suggestion.

4) Did I mention beef or bacon?