getting baptised,
not dying
filling my joke collection,
following god
dying
How many country singers does it take to change a light bulb?
Seven. One to take out the old bulb and put in the new one, and six to stand around singing about the old one.
How many psychologists?
Only one, but the light bulb has to really WANT to change.
What do you get when you play a country song backward?
You get your wife back, you get your car back, you get your dog back, you get your house back, you LOSE your mother-in-law, you get your job back, you get your health back...
You're welcome.