can you guys post something funny please?
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A politician ask a rural voter what his community needed. The voter replied "We really need a doctor at our new clinic."
The politician pulled out his cellphone and punched a few numbers, then said into, "when can we get a doctor for this new clinic?" After listening to the phone for a few seconds, he replied to the voter, "you will be getting a doctor the week after the election. What else can we do for you?"
The voter replied "Cellphone service."
The politician pulled out his cellphone and punched a few numbers, then said into, "when can we get a doctor for this new clinic?" After listening to the phone for a few seconds, he replied to the voter, "you will be getting a doctor the week after the election. What else can we do for you?"
The voter replied "Cellphone service."
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A young boy was sitting in his grandfather's lap. He ran his fingers over grandfather's skin, so full of wrinkles and blemishes. He asked "Grandfather, did God make you?"
The grandfather replied "yes grandson, a long time ago"
The boy started running his fingers over his own young, smooth, unblemished skin and asked "Grandfather, did God make me?"
Grandfather replied "Yes grandson, not too long ago."
The boy looked up into his grandfathers eyes while still rubbing the old man's skin and very seriously said "Well then, He's getting better at making people"
The grandfather replied "yes grandson, a long time ago"
The boy started running his fingers over his own young, smooth, unblemished skin and asked "Grandfather, did God make me?"
Grandfather replied "Yes grandson, not too long ago."
The boy looked up into his grandfathers eyes while still rubbing the old man's skin and very seriously said "Well then, He's getting better at making people"
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1- goes back on heat a few more minutes if hubby or I are making it (anywhere else and we'll accept it like this so it doesn't get ruined)
2 & 3 PERFECT! No sauce necessary
4 tolerable, but I will likely need some sauce.
5: trying not to throw a fit here! Guess it gets cut up (can it even be cut?) and used in steak fajitas or something else.
2 & 3 PERFECT! No sauce necessary
4 tolerable, but I will likely need some sauce.
5: trying not to throw a fit here! Guess it gets cut up (can it even be cut?) and used in steak fajitas or something else.
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