Let's Have a Very Controversial Conversation About Peanut Butter and Jelly!

I don't meant to pick on you @RodB651, but it wouldn't be a controversial thread if some people weren't getting stoned for their choices... So I have no choice but to pick on you.

CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER??

Really, Rod, really?!

I'm not sure we can be friends anymore.

Creamy peanut butter is half a step away from paying taxes!

I am very offended that no one mentioned the banana - that is not at all inclusive.
Also the bread shown prevents leakage from the underside - again not inclusive at all

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Next thread idea: "When Is a Banana a Hot Dog?"

Ain't nothing better than my Grandma's homemade smooth peanut butter and homemade blackberry jelly served on one of her hot homemade biscuits. That's a real PB&J.

That sounds AMAZING. Everything made from scratch??!!

Wow, I'm not jealous.

Not one bit.

Ain't nothing better than my Grandma's homemade smooth peanut butter and homemade blackberry jelly served on one of her hot homemade biscuits. That's a real PB&J.

Someone needs to be tellin' these here vittles to leave room for Jesus....

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For some reason or other, after pondering the deepest questions about the PB&J, I felt a hankering for a couple of chili dogs smothered in cheese and onion, and some Carolina Reaper sauce. I doubt I'll ever be able to connect the dots on how my brain transformed PB&J thoughts into a desire for chilidogs, but I'm enjoying that just now.

As much I want to say I just can't support your alternative lunch-style (as opposed to lifestyle,) considering that some people are deathly allergic to peanuts...

I guess I'm going to have to make like a politician or large corporation and pander to the liberals.

Hopefully this will be enough token acknowledgement to satisfy your activism (and secure your vote!)







Funny thing, I saw the little cap on that nut in the "Hazelnut" category -- and automatically assumed it was an acorn. Then I was thinking, "Oh great, now PETA is going to get involved because they will say our consumption of acorn butter will ruin the natural habitat of squirrels, starving them into extinction for the sake of our own lunches..."

Alas, the never-ending spiral when we who have NOTHING but the people's BEST INTERESTS start catering to "special interest groups."

*shrugs shoulders* what do I care? I have no food allergies, and will eat good ol' peanut butter right from the jar any day

but acorn butter...
Now that might be something to try.

As far as the squirrels go, well...
Them critters don't even gather the nuts up round here! They wait till I'm ready to mow the yard and I remove the nuts (don't wanna ruin that mower blade ya know) and once the nuts are gathered in one spot then they come for them...
*grumbles* lazy, no good, rotten vermin mumble mumble mumble mumble.
Theres so many squirrels round here it aint even funny! Makes one wanna take on a new hobby...
squirrel hunting!
Now, what to do with 'em all once they've been grounded er, I mean rounded up?







(I'm bad... I know )

Shoot, that's the easy part! Nothing better than a good squirrel pie.

I just mow over acorns though. Don't hurt the mower at all.

The english walnut and black walnut trees, now... I could horse-whip the guy who planted them. Downright pain in the butt, they are.

It's pine cones and pecans around here. Squirrel and dumplings does a lot towards keeping the population down, but they seem to multiply faster than we can eat them.

It's pine cones and pecans around here. Squirrel and dumplings does a lot towards keeping the population down, but they seem to multiply faster than we can eat them.

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I have nothing against eating squirrels but they do make for good photos.
btw - cut a slit into the pumpkin, press in peanut butter, let sit until seeds are gone

I am very offended that no one mentioned the banana - that is not at all inclusive.
Also the bread shown prevents leakage from the underside - again not inclusive at all

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