Two pastors are standing together by the road, holding up a sign that reads, “
Turn back! The end is near!”
A man driving by reads their sign and yells, “
Go away, you religious nuts! Don’t shove that down my throat!”
Seconds later, the pastors hear a loud splash.
One of them turns to the other and says, “
Maybe we should change the sign to say, ‘Warning, Bridge Out Ahead’.”