The sun is flat, unlike the earth.

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NGL, I'm tired and currently stuck in the paradox of wanting to sleep but being too tired to sleep. So I thought, why not just roll with something random. Even better, why don't we see how far we can carry this? Can we weaponize conspiracy theories against ourselves and go so far that we start finding evidence to support the flat sun theory? Is there a bright side and a dark side? Is it not just a government planted satellite shining high tech cancer rays? Is the treacherous platypus somehow involved?

This is a joke post obviously, but why not have a fun conspiracy for once?
 
Lynx

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This would explain all the sunspots recently. Temperature inequalities between the middle and edges.
 
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Sleep was achieved and now this post feels 100% pointless. I'm sure the platypus is still involved though. You can never trust those things.
 
shittim

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If more than one radius is radii, more than one platypus if platypii?:unsure::unsure:
 
BillyBob

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I fried some eggs on it once, and it was so flat that they didn't slide off!
 
Lynx

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Cold said:
Sleep was achieved and now this post feels 100% pointless. I'm sure the platypus is still involved though. You can never trust those things.
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Is there a real point to making any posts at all on a small forum adrift in the internet sea?

It's entertaining though. Let's keep it.
 
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Lynx, I put on my tin foil hat and did receive the following message on a low frequency...

01001100 01111001 01101110 01111000 00100000 01101100 01101001 01101011 01100101 01110011 00100000 01100011 01101111 01100110 01100110 01100101 01100101
 
Lynx

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RodB651 said:
Lynx, I put on my tin foil hat and did receive the following message on a low frequency...

01001100 01111001 01101110 01111000 00100000 01101100 01101001 01101011 01100101 01110011 00100000 01100011 01101111 01100110 01100110 01100101 01100101
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LIES! That is a low-down, no good, snake belly frequency!

May you be plagued with cicadas in your bed for the next ten years, regardless of what their season is.
 
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Perhaps the sun is conical and we're only looking straight at the point, making it appear to be circular.


Beware the prowler.
 
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We are getting the aurora borealis .o_O

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Nice! I didn't know at the time, but yesterday it was visible in my area. Earlier today I was told that it would be visible again tonight at 9 but I saw nothing. I completely forgot about it and checked again after seeing your post. Still nothing. :( I always wanted to see it in person rather than on a video.
 
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Nice! I didn't know at the time, but yesterday it was visible in my area. Earlier today I was told that it
would be visible again tonight at 9 but I saw nothing. I completely forgot about it and checked again
after seeing your post. Still nothing. :( I always wanted to see it in person rather than on a video.
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Face north in as dark an area you can find and take a picture of the sky to see
if your cam picks it up. Apparently, camera lenses see way more than we can!
 
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Magenta said:
Face north in as dark an area you can find and take a picture of the sky to see
if your cam picks it up. Apparently, camera lenses see way more than we can!
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Lol I had to squint my eyes in an attempt to not be blinded by the local light while staring into the darkness. I feel like capturing it on camera and not seeing it with my eyes would be some sort of metaphysical slap of my face. Definitely wouldn't cry from it.

Also, welcome to the flat sunners club! We have free cookies and an arch enemy!



 
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Magenta said:

platypus
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Look at how deceptively cute it is. They grow up fluffy and adopt traits from various animals to trick people into thinking they're harmless and huggable. Little do people know, they're master manipulators and extremely deadly. They're constantly tricking people into believing the sun is a spherical ball that means no harm, by distracting us with their fluff. But they hide a shiv coated with a toxin so deadly that no person can hope to survive, ready and waiting for us to finally let down are guards. Then the pancake shaped sun destroys the evidence of it's violence with burning cancerous rays.
 
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Cold said:
NGL, I'm tired and currently stuck in the paradox of wanting to sleep but being too tired to sleep. So I thought, why not just roll with something random. Even better, why don't we see how far we can carry this? Can we weaponize conspiracy theories against ourselves and go so far that we start finding evidence to support the flat sun theory? Is there a bright side and a dark side? Is it not just a government planted satellite shining high tech cancer rays? Is the treacherous platypus somehow involved?

This is a joke post obviously, but why not have a fun conspiracy for once?
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Wouldn't a flat sun theory first require the flat earth theory to be true? For if a ball Earth was orbiting the flat sun according to Heliocentric theory, at some point, the angle between Earth and the flat sun would be such that the sun would be long and thin, rather than evenly round as we always observe it?

By proposing a flat sun theory, have you finally agreed that the Earth is indeed flat?
 
Lynx

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Moses_Young said:
Wouldn't a flat sun theory first require the flat earth theory to be true? For if a ball Earth was orbiting the flat sun according to Heliocentric theory, at some point, the angle between Earth and the flat sun would be such that the sun would be long and thin, rather than evenly round as we always observe it?

By proposing a flat sun theory, have you finally agreed that the Earth is indeed flat?
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The flat sun rotates to always face the revolving earth.
 
shittim

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why aren't any of the creation flat?



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HealthAndHappiness

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shittim said:
why aren't any of the creation flat?



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I'm just surprised I haven't seen the solar storm in the News forum.
As many news hounds as we have, me included, I see this about a"flat sun", but not about the possiblity of the power lines and stations frying. We already had our first northern lights in southern West Virginia, so I won't say it's an overblown hoax. That's a LOT of EM Radiation. It's even causing problems at the hospital.
 
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