I can Tune a Tuna fish here's how😁🤣...

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fizzyjoe

fizzyjoe

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recite a silly pun, meme, or funny phrase that sounds like an impossible task then to really get the laughs going explain in as funny a way as possible, how you claim to have done such an impossible thing😁🤣
you can Tune a Piano but, you can't Tuna Fish... not true I can Tune a Fish
in fact a lot of fish with Dr. Seuss's book of Fish,1 fish 2 fish Red fish Blue fish quite the tune to me anyways😁👍
if I start singing it over and over at least now you know why, just tuning some fish😁🤣👍
 
Lynx

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Nice one

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the kings horses and all the kings men
Couldn't put Humpty together again

I put him together just fine. Scooped up the whole mess into a pan and fried it. Delicious!

My father had a different ending to that poem.

All the king's horses and all the king's men
Had scrambled eggs for breakfast.
 
tourist

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fizzyjoe said:
recite a silly pun, meme, or funny phrase that sounds like an impossible task then to really get the laughs going explain in as funny a way as possible, how you claim to have done such an impossible thing😁🤣
you can Tune a Piano but, you can't Tuna Fish... not true I can Tune a Fish
in fact a lot of fish with Dr. Seuss's book of Fish,1 fish 2 fish Red fish Blue fish quite the tune to me anyways😁👍
if I start singing it over and over at least now you know why, just tuning some fish😁🤣👍
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I rode that Dr. Suess ride at Walt Disney World with my young daughter many years ago.
 
fizzyjoe

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Lynx said:
Nice one

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the kings horses and all the kings men
Couldn't put Humpty together again

I put him together just fine. Scooped up the whole mess into a pan and fried it. Delicious!

My father had a different ending to that poem.

All the king's horses and all the king's men
Had scrambled eggs for breakfast.
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Beautiful and hilarious even sounds delicious🤣😁👍
 
tourist

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Lynx said:
Again?

I mean I know you're trying to make it rhyme, but was he the latest in a long line of wobbly wall sitters?
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Again seems to rhyme with men. On a side note, just ate a Jimmy Dean breakfast bowl with scrambled eggs, potato's, cheese, gravy, and sausage. No rhyme or reason perhaps linking this side note with your poem. Which I enjoyed by the way.
 
fizzyjoe

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tourist said:
Again seems to rhyme with men. On a side note, just ate a Jimmy Dean breakfast bowl with scrambled eggs, potato's, cheese, gravy, and sausage. No rhyme or reason perhaps linking this side note with your poem. Which I enjoyed by the way.
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that's one way to chew things over lol😁👍
gotta really get into that poem😋👍
 
fizzyjoe

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tourist said:
Again seems to rhyme with men. On a side note, just ate a Jimmy Dean breakfast bowl with scrambled eggs, potato's, cheese, gravy, and sausage. No rhyme or reason perhaps linking this side note with your poem. Which I enjoyed by the way.
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of mice and men they say and why?
just get one piece of cheese and they both go bonkers😁🤣😏
 
fizzyjoe

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they say you can fix dumb but, you can't fix stupid...
well I can guess that makes a genius, I just take Stu and Pid and add to them making Stu Stun and Pid Pied so now Stupid is fixed and Stun Pied is born, speaking of...😁🤣
 
Lynx

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Okay Joe, try this one: You can't mix politics and religion. Everybody knows that.

Except politics - poli, multiple, and tics - blood sucking parasites. So if you attach enough of those parasites to some TV preachers you can deflate them a bit. That is mixing politics and religion, with quite a salubrious effect.
 
fizzyjoe

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Lynx said:
Okay Joe, try this one: You can't mix politics and religion. Everybody knows that.

Except politics - poli, multiple, and tics - blood sucking parasites. So if you attach enough of those parasites to some TV preachers you can deflate them a bit. That is mixing politics and religion, with quite a salubrious effect.
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and if those preachers live from that perhaps it's a miracle😁😅🤣👍
 
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