Just for fun

So if you could have a superpower what would it be? There is a catch though, you can only use it while you're at work.

The ability to summarize a document without reading it.

to live in outer space 🪐

I'd have to go with teleportation. Teleporting from work sounds ideal.

You can only use it at w*rk? I know a LOT of people who would choose invisibility.

The most universally useful one would probably be super speed.

work as fast as the speed of light travels!

omg the tool reaction is hilarious

I'd clone myself. Make clone me work while I rome around in the woods lol

I had a dream 3 nights in a row... a continuation one, not the same one... I don't remember it but that I could fly.
The first night was when I got the power to fly while I was working at a factory, and figured how to use it.
The second night was just going all over the place flying, and helping folk.
The third night I was flying, but being chased by crooked cops. Someone shot me and I lost my power to fly. That's all I recall. OI VEY! lol

No, I didn't wear a super suit... just jeans and a T shirt.

Ugh, those kryptonite beams! Gotta watch out for them. All the cops have them these days.

What's so funny about this is that my hubby has always wanted to be superman... he lives eats and breaths superman! He even has the ring AND the uniform!!! he never had so much as a dream of being him. and here I had 3 whole nights of flying! he says "some things just ain't fair". lol

Is the power to make people read and comprehend what I write a real power ? That would be useful at work, as would a way to transfer all my knowledge to other people. Ohhh how about the power to turn my co-workers into little me clones while at work? That would probably backfire but it sure would be an interesting experiment.

My super power would be to get paid a million dollars an hour for just being me 🤓

Ring? Superman has a ring?

I watched all 10 seasons of Smallville and even suffered through every season of Lois and Clark (boy did that ever get sappy near the end!) but I never saw anything about a ring. When did he get a ring?

Invulnerability, of course. Someone needs to move the angry bull into the next paddock? I'll take it by the horns.

There's a raging inferno in the workshop, but the fire extinguisher is on the other side of the flames - no sweat, I'll just walk through the danger zone and grab it.

Personnel are trapped in a mobile work platform above a bubbling cauldron of hot, concentrated acid, and the fumes of the acid are weakening the steel connections? No skin of my nose - I'll shinny up and across the support, and get them moved to safety.

Probably part of the deal would have to be the drive to and from work is done on work time and eliminate the hazard of bad drivers.

This is why I'd always preferred the Adam West Batman, not even the Julie Newmar Catwoman could sway him away from his mission.

I had a similar dream that turned out to be a projection of the path I would travel throughout my life. And when I was curious as to what the new name given to me might be, and inquired God of it, He didn't skip a beat answering, "Wendy.... remember? your dream?"

The think is, the dream ended with a big black helicopter hovering over me... I think that is the only thing left to happen... er... on second thought, that might've already happened too...

Tell us more?

... It's not real, Dear. The one on TV, etc doesn't work... Hubby found this ring at a store decades ago. And then I made him one (quiLLed) out of paper (looks real though) and he pretends they help him. lol... taking big heavy bags of trash out, etc.... he's hilarious at that. By the way... we have ALL the old TV series'. AND THOSE come on cable every Sunday morning. lol

It was a rather lengthy dream, and there is much more detail that I will leave out for the sake of brevity but, the scene being the place I had worked, left, another place I worked (I had the dream during the time I worked there and I got the message I was going to leave and end up back at the other which did happen) and going to school (which happened) and while I was flying I landed beside a toddler in pajamas (that looked like Wendy's youngest brother Michael). I told him, you can fly too! and we took off flying and he grew into a young 8-year-old black child while in flight (yes, curiouser and curiouser, right? and after that I went into a classroom where a black professor ...showed off my 'strange' (let's just say I think it symbolic of something cathartic) So, when I asked about my new name... and, interestingly, 'wendy' means 'white, pure.' I told a part of this dream in another thread, after solemateleft?... if I remember correctly...commented on the New Year's Eve date being 123123, and I noted this is considered "waltz day," which event isn't going to occur again for some time much later, a hundred years I guess, in the year 2123.