I will be the Minister for Truth. The public fool system has turned too many intelligent minds into those of sheep and parrots. My ministry will cut through the propaganda of previous, less reputable governments, and conduct regular book-burning ceremonies to consign the lies of the past to their proper place in history.
As an added bonus, my ministry will also conduct random inquisitions on prominent media personalities whose forked tongues may have become a little too liberal with the fake news they spit.