CC Folks Running for Office

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Lanolin

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#22
Stop running in the library!

You can run around OUTSIDE. lol
 

JohnDB

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#23
My wife can be the Chief of Staff or the Secretary of Education. I'll take either. Nobody pays attention as she sets everything right.

It can be either a really good day or extremely bad when she calls you into the office for a discussion.
 

Susanna

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#24
My wife can be the Chief of Staff or the Secretary of Education. I'll take either. Nobody pays attention as she sets everything right.

It can be either a really good day or extremely bad when she calls you into the office for a discussion.
Your wife sounds like she knows how to.😂
 

Lanolin

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#26
I’m afraid the silly walk department needs some library time.😁
I will give you two options

invisible book trapdoor/Narnia secret wardrobe
or..the floor is lava with bean bags

Trust me you dont want to be sent to the Principals office.
 

Moses_Young

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#27
I will be the Minister for Truth. The public fool system has turned too many intelligent minds into those of sheep and parrots. My ministry will cut through the propaganda of previous, less reputable governments, and conduct regular book-burning ceremonies to consign the lies of the past to their proper place in history.

As an added bonus, my ministry will also conduct random inquisitions on prominent media personalities whose forked tongues may have become a little too liberal with the fake news they spit.
 

Lynx

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I will be the Minister for Truth. The public fool system has turned too many intelligent minds into those of sheep and parrots. My ministry will cut through the propaganda of previous, less reputable governments, and conduct regular book-burning ceremonies to consign the lies of the past to their proper place in history.

As an added bonus, my ministry will also conduct random inquisitions on prominent media personalities whose forked tongues may have become a little too liberal with the fake news they spit.
Any time I have seen a Ministry of Truth, it has always been a branch of a dystopian government and that particular ministry has been in charge of spin control for the powers that be. Like, every single time. I've read a lot of books and played a lot of games with good stories, and whenever you see the Ministry of Truth you always know they are the guys who will lie through their teeth to you.
 

Moses_Young

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Any time I have seen a Ministry of Truth, it has always been a branch of a dystopian government and that particular ministry has been in charge of spin control for the powers that be. Like, every single time. I've read a lot of books and played a lot of games with good stories, and whenever you see the Ministry of Truth you always know they are the guys who will lie through their teeth to you.
Yes, but imagine how good such a department would be with me in charge! ;-)
 

Westward

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I'd also consider the director of the bureau of arguments