I had to mull your last comments over before I responded. It reminded me of something I read years ago; then, it dawned on me. My first guess would be you’re a graduate of Harvard University. Years ago, Harvard published a book called the ‘Harvard Lampoon.’ Please don’t take offense; I think what you have accomplished is incredible. Let me quote them on their front page.
“The Harvard Lampoon is America’s oldest humor magazine or a notorious and dreaded scourge of thoroughbreds. In any case, it has been disseminating jokes, short stories and cartoons; issuing parodies of magazines, books, and records; perpetrating pranks, stunts, and practical jokes.”
Lampas is a piece of strongly satirical writing, usually attacking or ridiculing someone. Congratulations, you have earned your SUMMA in stalagmites of compacted comic books. Okay, top that one, and I’ll give in to your insults.
We can be friends if we try, I'm willing to teach if you're willing to learn.