Stuff Christians Like

Lanolin · Oct 24, 2023

I have a list of Christian stuff

WWJD wristbands
Stamps that say God Bless You
Seed Stones
scripture in flowing writing wall plaques
T shirts that have witty scriptures on them
Fish car bumper stickers
Christian tattoos, especially scary ones with crowns of thorns
Headscarves and bonnets
Bibles (all versions)
Bookmarks for Bibles
Donation envelopes to put money in
Tiny thimble sizes shot glasses to drink wine from
Those velvet cloth bags with the wooden handles
microphones
white clothing
toothpaste
shoeboxes to put prayers in
crosses that can be used as jewellery

Lynx · Oct 24, 2023

Lanolin said:

I have a list of Christian stuff

WWJD wristbands
Stamps that say God Bless You
Seed Stones
scripture in flowing writing wall plaques
T shirts that have witty scriptures on them
Fish car bumper stickers
Christian tattoos, especially scary ones with crowns of thorns
Headscarves and bonnets
Bibles (all versions)
Bookmarks for Bibles
Donation envelopes to put money in
Tiny thimble sizes shot glasses to drink wine from
Those velvet cloth bags with the wooden handles
microphones
white clothing
toothpaste
shoeboxes to put prayers in
crosses that can be used as jewellery

I must be a heathen. All I like from that list is Bibles, microphones and toothpaste. All the rest I am not really fond of.

notmyown · Oct 25, 2023

Lanolin said:

I have a list of Christian stuff

WWJD wristbands
Stamps that say God Bless You
Seed Stones
scripture in flowing writing wall plaques
T shirts that have witty scriptures on them
Fish car bumper stickers
Christian tattoos, especially scary ones with crowns of thorns
Headscarves and bonnets
Bibles (all versions)
Bookmarks for Bibles
Donation envelopes to put money in
Tiny thimble sizes shot glasses to drink wine from
Those velvet cloth bags with the wooden handles
microphones
white clothing
toothpaste
shoeboxes to put prayers in
crosses that can be used as jewellery

hi, Lanolin!

i just have to ask... why toothpaste as a specifically Christian thing?

Lanolin · Oct 25, 2023

notmyown said:

I dont know it just is.
Pearly whites?

Lynx · Oct 25, 2023

Lanolin said:

That is strongly culture dependent. In some places elderly people with full sets of pearly whites is regarded as very strange.

Yup. All these root canals and crowns and dental veneers are seen as sheer vanity in some countries.

Karlon · Oct 25, 2023

Lanolin said:

I have a list of Christian stuff

WWJD wristbands
Stamps that say God Bless You
Seed Stones
scripture in flowing writing wall plaques
T shirts that have witty scriptures on them
Fish car bumper stickers
Christian tattoos, especially scary ones with crowns of thorns
Headscarves and bonnets
Bibles (all versions)
Bookmarks for Bibles
Donation envelopes to put money in
Tiny thimble sizes shot glasses to drink wine from
Those velvet cloth bags with the wooden handles
microphones
white clothing
toothpaste
shoeboxes to put prayers in
crosses that can be used as jewellery

Christian tattoos? is there a such thing? God is against tattoos, i believe.

Lanolin · Oct 26, 2023

Karlon said:

yea heaps of people in church have them now.
I dont know how they got around having them, but supposedly Christian tattoos are ok.

Karlon · Oct 26, 2023

Lanolin said:

another "monkey see, monkey do"! how many things can someone do that are against God but still be a Christian? hhhhmmmmmm! that fine line that only Jesus knows. (Proverbs 30:6 & James 2:10)

jennymae · Oct 26, 2023

Lanolin said:

Pearly whites rhymes with Pearly Gates so that is a yes.😁

Lanolin · Oct 26, 2023

I notice wealthy christian women like to wear strands of pearls round their necks and diamond rings.
Not sure if this is against God as long as they dont tell the poorer women with no fancy dresses to sit in a corner away from them

Me, as long as the clothes I have on are clean, they let me in.

Other essential items

footspa
tea towels
aloe vera gel
anointing oil
pot of food to share, usually some kind of pasta bake
apron

Lanolin · Nov 25, 2023

guitars seem the instrument of choice over harps these days

Lynx · Nov 25, 2023

Lanolin said:

That's it? You wanted to bump an old thread of yours, but that's the best you could do for a post?

Oh well. It's still better than gop's thread bumps.

Susanna · Nov 25, 2023

Lynx said:

The GOP bumps threads here?

Lynx · Nov 25, 2023

Susanna said:

There used to be a SAP (self-appointed preacher) with the nickname GOP. He was real big on bumping his old threads with a post like, "Praise be to the Lord!"

So yeah... At least lanolin's bump posts are better than his, but that's a very low bar to clear.

GaryA · Nov 27, 2023

Lanolin said:

Lanolin · Nov 27, 2023

? GOP?

Christian Chat
Shine TV
Godtube

And for some inexplicable reason, CCM music. I was very shocked when I first heard Christian Rock music. The ringing in my ears didn't go away....
I had this idea that all Christians just listened to Gospel. Was I wrong!

Lynx · Nov 28, 2023

Lanolin said:

Yeah, no... I have everything from Christian bluegrass and Christian R&B to Christian rap and Christian heavy metal in my collection.

Ringing in the ears means volume was too high. Turn it down. Or if you're at a concert, use earplugs.

Lanolin · Nov 28, 2023

Books by Jonathon Acuff about Stuff Christians Like.

Narnia series
Sensible shoes
Diamond art
Christian colouring books
Greeting cards
Calligraphy pens
Those envelopes with boxes where you put credit card details in and donate to worthy causes every month
Church investments
Nativity sets

Karlon · Nov 30, 2023

here's something single Christians might like: a speed dating system for single Christians only. since there is in place already, a trust element amongst Christians, with the proper atmosphere, i think this would work. you can meet someone & enjoy a 5 minute talk & see if compatibility exists. time can be saved by meeting many people in 1 day's time. perhaps, if not compatible, a friendship can develop anyway.

Lynx · Nov 30, 2023

Karlon said:

Would we swipe right and swipe left, or just decide whether or not we want to neglect mentioning we want to talk to somebody again?

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