can you guys post something funny please?

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Billyd

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Genipher said:
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Reminds me of my doctor's office parking lot. It costs a dollar to exit. I had a wrinkled dollar bill and tried several times to get the machine to take it. No luck. After a few minutes, a guy several cars back in the exit line came up to the machine and put his parking card in it and the gate opened. I got out. He put his card in the machine several more times until his car reached the machine. I should have saved my dollar bill for my next office visit.
 
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Ted01

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A brunette goes to the doctors office...

Doctor: "How can I help you today?"

Brunette: "It hurts right here, OUCH" she says as she points to her shoulder

Doctor: "Ok, does it hurt elsewhere on you?"

Brunette: "It sure does, on my leg here, OUCH" she says as she points to her leg.

Doctor: "I see, does it hurt in any other places?"

Brunette: "Sure does. On my back right here, OUCH." she cries as she points to her back.

Doctor: "Are you actually a blonde that dyed her brown?"

Brunette: "Yes! How on earth did you know?"

Doctor: "Well, you have actually got a broken finger."
 
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Karlon

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a guy went to Las Vegas in a $700,000 Rolls Royce & came back in a $300,000 bus!
 
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i got a piece of mail today & it said, "this is not a bill". i opened it up & inside it said, " that was the envelope, this is the bill"!
 
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Karlon

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"i haven't talked to my wife in 3 weeks, i didn't want to interrupt her"!
 
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I was going through some of the pictures I saved on my computer and I came across this gem. Made me laugh out loud.


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