The Banned Game

Yeah Ruby! Take all of that!!!

Nanny nanny poo pooooo!!!!

No.

Hmpf

Okay, @Gojira is unbanned, for he refuses to acquiesce to the jurisdiction of the court.

more like:
she thought it was a snake and

Ruby can take on a large lizard you know?

Wow! Your awesome mom's clones do muppet shows also? They can do almost anything. Banning one of GG's awesome mom clones, for doing a muppet show in the kitchen.

You don't need to remind me. I've been to your adventurers guild on Eden island (sorry, typo in original), where you've mounted the heads of all those reptiles you smote. I lost count with how many there were... To be honest, I'm surprised you found time to drink all the soup that I presumed you turned the rest of their bodies into...

Not my mom clones!!!
I need them to do all those chores so I can have fun and play (here ) all day....

which one did you ban?
If it is pertaining to the kitchen then I'm guessing it is this one... isn't it?

Also banning GG's awesome mom's muppet from the kitchen!

Thor raised his hammer

President Lanolin changed her tune to 'U cant touch this'
and then for some inexplicable reason opened her mouth and these words came pouring out

We got to pray just to make it today
Pray


Thor was confused. He was NOT the Norwegian version of MC Hammer.
Miss Jenny was on hand and as she had been secretly hiding behind a snowman (or inside of him) and lept out like a birthday girl out of a cake.

She said its the wrong tool fool. You need an axe!

Mrs Santa Claus was watching this entertainment on MTV and remarked to her husband. This is so bad. Its even worse than the Muppet Show. I am cancelling our subscription.

Ms Jenny was per usual late to the party. No Empress would be caught getting there too early. The snowman wasn’t really her thing, but it made a decent hideout. Not exactly a mid seventies spot, but a few hours in the low twenties could not hurt?

The nice man who referred to himself as “Thor” was a bit on the simple side, and he gladly accepted the axe because Ms Jenny said so.

He raised the axe and then let it fall. When it hit the neck it just bounced back up. He tried again. Axe bounced off. The old Norse god had never heard of toys.

See? Just gotta whine and pout enough.

Oh? Are you giant too?

Oh don't take me back to my post in 2021, I started this off by a perplexing response, lol, maybe you're right🤣🤣🤣. But since when do bans stop anybody (not directed to our dear sweet Mods btw🙏🙌).

Ooooooooo!!!! I'm telling the mods what you said!!! Oooooooooo!!!!!!

Banning Gojira for dobbing.

This is getting interesting. I think we should be banned from this thread, all of us! But then again, whoever should I rule then?

Thyself.

Banning Jennymae, for not knowing that she should first "rule thyself". Even Gojira got that, who incidentally, is unbanned.

yes I am a giant cat.

Jacinta wanted to banish Lynx from Quarantine Island. He was being a nuisance and spraying everyone with pheromones. She couldnt get the smell of cat pee out of her wardrobe.

He was also a bit obssessed with WarHammer toys that had just come in an another shipment, as they were banned from Lanolinland schools , along with lego, smartphones and chess sets. Everytime she set one up on her extensive mantelpiece, Lynx would come along and with a lash of his tail send them all crashing down.

I cant trust you, she pulled him off the shelf by the scruff of his neck. But then he looked at her with his pleading green eyes and made a cute mewing noise.

Then she had an idea. She would send him to Rubyland. Miss Ruby looooved cats.