Need a Christian wife bad

I am 35 I live in British Columbia and faithfully believe in the lord and am in need of a faithful wife)

Welcome to CC…
Why do you think that you need a wife? That’s a serious question… and I have a second question: What do you offer, that any woman would consider marrying you?

Glad to have you onboard with us. Perhaps you will meet a Christian woman here who would make a loving and faithful wife here on this site. That's what happen to me. Welcome to CC.

Good question for singles to ask themselves who are inclined and desire a Christian spouse.

I don’t even have any good skills. You know like nunchuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills. Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills!”

- Napoleon Dynamite

...and a car.

I can never decide if I need a wife bad, or a bad wife.
I get so confused.

Perhaps, the best way to phrase it:

"I need a good wife bad!"

(badly)

Well, if you need a wife bad, have you looked into arranged marriages?
That might work for you.

you say, faithfully believe in the Lord. are you a born again Christian? that's the only way to faithfully believe in the Lord. there's not a lot of options for Christians in this area. here's what o do: pray to God for a wife, believe God will de3livfer, be calm & relaxed in your waiting time. waiting is the most difficult. god told me He was going to give me a wife within 4 years. 4 years is 208 weeks. He delivered on the 205th week!!!!!!

ty you guys for all the great advice!!!

I'm thinking that you need to learn how to make and be a friend. AKA be friendly. Make some relationships....girls gossip about everything and everyone. They won't let you stay single and will find you a nice wife. They can't help themselves from watching all the rom-coms.

That was exactly my problem with my horrible first marriage years ago. It ended badly.

do British Columbians ever go find wives in Columbia?
Im thinking what could link the two. I hear Columbia has a thriving trade in drugs, though not so sure about wives.

NOt that I condone human trafficking, but seems like people are desperate these days for online orders of wives.