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I love memories like that.
My daughter's memories of my late husband were of his history lessons. He would take the place of the main character. He was Christopher Columbus, George Washington, Pocahontas and John Rolf, even Mrs. O'Leary's cow in the great Chicago fire. So many great stories and memories. Despite his lessons, all three daughters passed their history classes.
My daughter's memories of my late husband were of his history lessons. He would take the place of the main character. He was Christopher Columbus, George Washington, Pocahontas and John Rolf, even Mrs. O'Leary's cow in the great Chicago fire. So many great stories and memories. Despite his lessons, all three daughters passed their history classes.
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Here's an interesting factoid. All of Santa's reindeers were actually female.
Only female reindeer have antlers in the winter months. While the male reindeer have their antlers in spring and summer in time for the rut.
Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays. I just found out I’m colorblind. The news came out of the purple!
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Unbelievable.
Only female reindeer have antlers in the winter months. While the male reindeer have their antlers in spring and summer in time for the rut.
Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays. I just found out I’m colorblind. The news came out of the purple!
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Unbelievable.
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I stood in the garden early yesterday wondering where the sun had gone.
Then it dawned on me.
I used to make a lot of money clearing leaves from gardens,
I was raking it in.
What do you call a homeless snail?
A slug.
Why did the tomato blush?
Because he saw the salad dressing.
What is a zucchini's favorite sport?
Squash
Then it dawned on me.
I used to make a lot of money clearing leaves from gardens,
I was raking it in.
What do you call a homeless snail?
A slug.
Why did the tomato blush?
Because he saw the salad dressing.
What is a zucchini's favorite sport?
Squash
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er...I rememer as a child terrified of getting into car with my dad. I was always made to sit in the middle, being the middle child. The middle car seat had only a lap seat belt that wouldnt protect you in a crash and you'd go flying out through the windscreen if you did.
At least if you driving you are holding on to the wheel...
At least if you driving you are holding on to the wheel...