Anybody else waiting on Santa tonight?
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I'll be up waiting tonight but not much hope. He hasn't showed up in many years for me. I usually give up by about midnight and have to eat the cookies and drink the glass of milk myself because I don't want it to go to waste. 
Tonight leave out a t-bone steak and a pot of coffee.
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I'll be up waiting tonight but not much hope. He hasn't showed up in many years for me. I usually give up by about midnight and have to eat the cookies and drink the glass of milk myself because I don't want it to go to waste.
If Santa hadn't ripped up my stocking and rubbed all that reindeer poop into the carpet last year...I would.
I was framed I tell ya!
It's all a huge misunderstanding.
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Steak and coffee sounds right. And maybe a bowl of hot soapy water and a towel.
Remember, he's been riding in a sleigh down wind of 12 lady reindeer butts all night long. 😳
🎅🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌
BREAKING NEWS
(In today's world)
The United States Department of Fish and Wildlife has arrested Santa Claus, an elusive figure with many aliases (e.g., St. Nicholas). On the morning of 24 December, 150 heavily armed Fish and Wildlife special agents raided Claus’ North Pole compound, seized several tons of exotic woods forbidden by the Lacey Act, arrested Santa Claus and a female accomplice identified only as Mrs. Claus, and liberated thousands of diminutive slave labourers known only as “Elves”. Claus has been charged with multiple counts of money laundering, illegal exportation of currency, illegally importing into the United States toys made of contraband–rare woods, ivory and other banned substances. He has also been charged with violations of slave labor and child labor laws, hundreds of patent and trademark violations, and illegally entering and exiting the United States. Indeed, Fish and Wildlife agents also seized an unidentified aircraft called a “sleigh” which had numerous secret compartments holding the contraband. Fish and Wildlife agents charged Mr. Claus with animal cruelty with regard to the caribou that he used to launch this “sleigh”.
Source, https://isaacbrocksociety.ca/2021/1...oke-the-news-of-santas-arrest/comment-page-1/
Merry Christmas😊❤️
Remember, he's been riding in a sleigh down wind of 12 lady reindeer butts all night long. 😳
🎅🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌
BREAKING NEWS
(In today's world)
The United States Department of Fish and Wildlife has arrested Santa Claus, an elusive figure with many aliases (e.g., St. Nicholas). On the morning of 24 December, 150 heavily armed Fish and Wildlife special agents raided Claus’ North Pole compound, seized several tons of exotic woods forbidden by the Lacey Act, arrested Santa Claus and a female accomplice identified only as Mrs. Claus, and liberated thousands of diminutive slave labourers known only as “Elves”. Claus has been charged with multiple counts of money laundering, illegal exportation of currency, illegally importing into the United States toys made of contraband–rare woods, ivory and other banned substances. He has also been charged with violations of slave labor and child labor laws, hundreds of patent and trademark violations, and illegally entering and exiting the United States. Indeed, Fish and Wildlife agents also seized an unidentified aircraft called a “sleigh” which had numerous secret compartments holding the contraband. Fish and Wildlife agents charged Mr. Claus with animal cruelty with regard to the caribou that he used to launch this “sleigh”.
Source, https://isaacbrocksociety.ca/2021/1...oke-the-news-of-santas-arrest/comment-page-1/
Merry Christmas😊❤️
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With his alleged omniscience, and with the fear that is placed in children's hearts ("You'd better watch out") in relation to his "coming to town", he sounds like a Satanic replacement for Jesus Christ to me. How about parents teach their children to "be good for God's sake", or because God and Jesus are watching, and because Christ will come again? Lying to children sounds rather Satanic to me as well. Especially when one considers that Satan is the father of lies.
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