can you guys post something funny please?

With all the fluid swelling up my legs, I wonder if my doctor will order a well driller to do a spinal tap.

Their is so much fluid swelling up my legs, I am thinking of asking my doctor for a referral to a good plumber to install a good drainage system.

I have so many open wounds on my legs, I am amazed my doctor didn't want to play connect the dots.

I've had so many medical issues being on ODSP, that the College of Family Physicians is considering giving me an honourary degree.

The one Benefit to being a certified forklift operator is that you can pick up a date anytime you want.

The ironic thing about my life, is that it's so sad, it makes others laugh.

Q. Why did the coroner cross the road?
A. The chicken crossing the road joke finally died.

Q. Why did 3 police officers cross the road?
A. Tim Hortons just put up 3 new stores.

Q. Why did the Blue Jays cross the road?
A. They didn't want to be mistaken for Maple Leafs.

Interesting

Welll, at least the cut line is straight

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To show the opossum it could be done.

Give my post here as many angry face reactions as possible. That would be kinda funny to see.

What about the punch line?? Lol

True story; Early 80's interview at Jet Propulsion Laboratory I tell interviewer, "I'm not good, but I'm slow". I got the job. Job required showing up and on occasion performing some testing. Kind of like 'stuff'. JPL really frowned on drinking. After a year with JPL went to private industry and they frowned on drinking too. But not industry with grease like video. Electronic industry where some played hooky and some were workaholics. Probably evens out. Video is hilarious. Reminds me of old SNL Roseanne Roseanna Danna.

I knew a young man named Bright,
Whose speed was much faster than light.
He set out one day,
In a relative way,
And returned on the previous night.

Man who pass gas in church sit in own pew


A 2021 study found that the "Acid Rain Program caused lasting improvements in ambient air quality," reducing mortality risk by 5% over 10 years.[5]

127 pages, some of my posts are going to be lame. 🙂

(Most of mine require volume turned too.)

That is funny

I was going to post this on my Stunts, Extreme Sports thread, but going to bed and this is already up. This is a hole in one. I don't know how far, but it's amazing to see.

Hole in One ⛳. ....🏌️‍♂️