Related Joke: On each person's birthday, if they went to a restrant, they would get free ice cream. One Family would walk across the lake to get it. One of the Son's tried to walk across the lake and fell in. The Son asked rest of the Family how they walked on the Water? They said, out birthdays are in Winter.Honestly, I can't walk on water.Unless I use those very light polymer materials to cushion my feet![]()