I went to Dubai with a guy named Sai
Lookin to a few pizza pies
Upon our arrival it was a fight for survival
So when we were confronted by two of his rivals
They looked like Mick Jagger and were carrying daggers
Intoxicated from drinking much Jager
I was alarmed, cuz we were unarmed
And they intended to do us bodily harm.
Good thing they were drunk
One swung but I ducked
The other distracted by an oncoming truck
With much due haste I swung for the face
My ally beside me matching my pace
After landing some blows
We disarmed our foes
And now stood armed in a defensive pose.
We had disrupted their plan
So they turned tail and ran
Now to go find this pizza pie man
Lookin to a few pizza pies
Upon our arrival it was a fight for survival
So when we were confronted by two of his rivals
They looked like Mick Jagger and were carrying daggers
Intoxicated from drinking much Jager
I was alarmed, cuz we were unarmed
And they intended to do us bodily harm.
Good thing they were drunk
One swung but I ducked
The other distracted by an oncoming truck
With much due haste I swung for the face
My ally beside me matching my pace
After landing some blows
We disarmed our foes
And now stood armed in a defensive pose.
We had disrupted their plan
So they turned tail and ran
Now to go find this pizza pie man
- 1
- Show all