The Banned Game

jennymae · May 12, 2022

Jennymaesia ain’t no country, it’s a continent, yet undiscovered, and can(not) be found right outside Mobile Bay.

We don’t have a president, but an Empress. Her name is jennymae I, ruler of continents.

We are a safe haven for shopping buggies and they need not apply to visit.
They will be granted citizenship on arrival.

Our Secretary of State, a former Dollar Store buggy, is as we speak negotiating a unilateral declaration including the ongoing persecution of said buggies.

Lanolin · May 12, 2022

Huh well Lanolinland is a small island in the south Pacific

It used to be a monarchy but was decided by the people to be a republic with Lanolin as president when the previous reigning King drove all the cars into the sea and he went with them to rule the ocean.

There are lots of sheep on the island, so it doesn't need lawnmowers, and its covered in clouds and rainbows, and sometimes it gets cold, so we have warm blankets and knit jumpers from the sheeps wool.

If you are setting up business as a baa baa shop we welcome creative thinkers, but since we a young country President Lanolin is quite strict on what she allows on the Island.

jennymae · May 12, 2022

Oh well, I may have been exaggerating a wee bit whenever referring to jennymaesia as a continent. It’s really a little island west of the sun and east of the moon.

It’s a Camellia island and with a multitude of other beautiful flowers. The willows are making sweet sounds whenever the wind is blowing gently. The creeks and mountain streams are twinkling like diamonds on their way to the sea.

On second thought, I think I’m gonna ban all buggies from the island. They don’t match the flowers and streams.

shittim · May 12, 2022

Shittimistan has become a mecca for retirees escaping the USA before the ccp installed 'president totally destroys the dollar as he is controlled by previous prez BO.
Just look at these luxury condos-

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With free transportation, if you can catch the train going by as it does not stop.
Amazing as it may seem, these were built in about a day and a half......We don't need to inspections or blue prints here......

Lanolin · May 12, 2022

Huh any regulation regarding tiny houses in Shittimstan?

In LanolinLand we have tree houses only. If your house is not in a tree, its not regarded as fit for habitation

shittim · May 13, 2022

Nope, no regs, we don't need no stinking regulations, or badges.

Ruby123 · May 13, 2022

On Rubyland we have units, although I live in the white house being president of the place.
Downstairs is several different restaurants where I usually get my meals. Upstairs is the deck, garden and huge pool and spa.
My staff live in the units nearby. I have an assistant who I am thinking of firing so a job position may be available shortly although you will need to be qualified.

jennymae · May 13, 2022

Ruby123 said:

I have a servant desperately needing a change of venue due to circumstances not being mentioned as of now. He’s well qualified, but has an attitude. 😂He’s among other things claiming to be the ruler of his own country where no regulations are allowed.😁

shittim · May 13, 2022

I happen to have a whole crew that would be willing to move now that our palatial retirement condos are done, they are willing to bring their own house, or at least a roof.

Moses_Young · May 13, 2022

Well, Mosestaria is a warlike nation surrounded by lesser nations promoting such niceties as tree houses, cats, flowers, free transportation and employment. Its people obtain all they need for life from those nations surrounding them, and keep them from invading via a giant wall circumvallating Mosestaria's other defences. Mosestarians seek to live their lives in a finely balanced equilibrium, spending equal amounts of effort on the national pastimes of tree-house razing, the sacking of flowers and employees, and site-seeing using the free, taxpayer-funded transport offered by neighbour countries.

Although Mosestarians do not like cats, they acknowledge that such animals are a more nutritious source of protein than their national emblem, the rat. Also, a rat has a personality.

Mosestaria is ruled under the benevolent iron fist of a dictator named Moses. His previous-but-not-so-iron fist was lost in the early days of Mosestaria, during a pillaging quest to appropriate flowers. During the after-battle celebrations, Moses the Young(er) accidentally attended the wrong victory party, and was summarily sentenced according to the harsh-but-fair laws of one of Mosestaria's neighbours, which consider Mosestarians to be outlaws and the activity of pillaging by Mosestarians to be a type of crime.

Mosestaria's primary export is shopping trolleys, which its citizens borrow from the shopping centres of nearby countries to bring their groceries home, but then "forget" to return.

Ruby123 · May 13, 2022

Moses_Young said:

Well, Mosestaria is a warlike nation surrounded by lesser nations promoting such niceties as tree houses, cats, flowers, free transportation and employment. Its people obtain all they need for life from those nations surrounding them, and keep them from invading via a giant wall circumvallating Mosestaria's other defences. Mosestarians seek to live their lives in a finely balanced equilibrium, spending equal amounts of effort on the national pastimes of tree-house razing, the sacking of flowers and employees, and site-seeing using the free, taxpayer-funded transport offered by neighbour countries.

Although Mosestarians do not like cats, they acknowledge that such animals are a more nutritious source of protein than their national emblem, the rat. Also, a rat has a personality.

Mosestaria is ruled under the benevolent iron fist of a dictator named Moses. His previous-but-not-so-iron fist was lost in the early days of Mosestaria, during a pillaging quest to appropriate flowers. During the after-battle celebrations, Moses the Young(er) accidentally attended the wrong victory party, and was summarily sentenced according to the harsh-but-fair laws of one of Mosestaria's neighbours, which consider Mosestarians to be outlaws and the activity of pillaging by Mosestarians to be a type of crime.

Mosestaria's primary export is shopping trolleys, which its citizens borrow from the shopping centres of nearby countries to bring their groceries home, but then "forget" to return.
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Hmmm, this place is on my list of where not to visit. It is run by a dictator who eats cats

This place sounds a little sus to me and the leader sounds shonky. Is it run by the same tax swindling criminal Moses Young who tried to take my e bay business off me?

Moses_Young · May 13, 2022

What do you mean who tried? I did take your e-business off of you. And yes, one and the same ruler. Welcome to Mosestaria, Miss Ruby! You best start believing Mosestarian stories, 'cause you're in one!!!

Here, have a free watermelon. ;-)

jennymae · May 13, 2022

Jennymaesia is now repatriating every alien shopping buggy found on our soil. Buggies holding citizenship will be expelled from our great nation. Only flowers, willows and makeup stores are allowed, effective today.

The happy people of Jennymaesia are in no need of communication means or media to prevent them from being deprived of their peace of mind or their desire to overthrow their glorious Empress.😂

Ilive4Jesus · May 13, 2022

You are all nuts here.....
I ban all of the above, and hereby close down this thread.
There! I won fair and square

Moses_Young · May 13, 2022

jennymae said:

Empress Jennymae, Mosestaria has great need of shopping buggies. Please feel free to repatriate every alien shopping buggy to Mosestaria, where they will feed our fuels of industry... errr.... I mean, where we will home them in our covid-holiday camps, which are currently sitting empty waiting for the next fake pandemic.

P.S. Oh - and banning Ruby for describing me as "shonky" and a "tax swindling criminal"! I have never been so insulted! And Mosestaria "a little sus"!!!

That's my homeland you're talking about! Also, tax swindling is not a crime in Mosestaria. It's sort of viewed as a patriotic duty. If you don't want big, bad government, you will starve it 'til it dies! Obviously, one can't starve an iron fist, as iron doesn't eat. (So don't think that trick will work on me, Ruby!)

jennymae · May 13, 2022

Moses_Young said:

Jennymaesia needs Mosestaria to provide a guarantee of the repatriated buggies’ security when on Mosestaria’s soil. We accept a handwritten note on a three dollar bill.

Jennymaesia will further express concerns regarding the tax swindling taking place in Mosestaria. A system like that makes it impossible for civil servants to nickel and dime the people.

Ruby123 · May 13, 2022

I am thinking these shopping buggies, watermelon growing, tax swindling countries would be a great place to visit lol.
Rubyland may be a bit boring compared to these countries. I may need to spice things up. I will need to visit them one by one starting with Jennymaesia and then going to the neighbouring country Mosetaria. Of course I will not be travelling alone but with my bodyguard team just in case there is an assassination attempt. I dont want one of these leaders to take over.

Moses_Young · May 13, 2022

Empress Jennymae is clearly a compassionate and discerning ruler, whose people are blessed to have her defend their flowers, willows, creeks and mountain streams from marauders and otherwise unwashed invaders, who might seek to pollute said water bodies with their laundry, and collect-said willows for firewood (not to mention harvest all the flowers for a quick buck on November 11).

But fear not for the safety and security of the repatriated buggies, Empress. See, we mark each and every buggy with a golden star, which in Mosestaria, means the utmost care and security will be afforded the wearer. Only in the event of a great national emergency (e.g. a deadly shortage of cash in amidst a booming scrap metals market) would any harm befall the wearers of the golden stars.

Furthermore, do not grieve over Mosestaria's lack of civil servants. The fact is, Mosestaria has the finest civil servants in the world, and these have long-mastered the art of nickel-and-diming the people. However, as Mosestaria has very little to plunder, and as Mosestarians can smell a civil servant's nickel-and-diming scheme sooner than they can smell a particularly delicious-looking cat, you will find Mosestarian civil servants in *every* country except Mosestaria. Perhaps look into your own empire, Empress. You may learn that one or two of your most trusted treasury officials are secretly Mosestarians?

Moses_Young · May 13, 2022

Ruby123 said:

Ruby, there is special pricing on flights to Mosestaria at the moment. Half-price trips for national leaders, and all body guards travel and eat for free. However, offer only valid if you visit Mosestaria first. I look forward to seeing you here. I have some watermelons lined up. Also, if you bring your cat, please ensure you keep him in a cage. Please also ensure the lock on the cage is really strong and really good - I know what Mosestarians are like when there is food around.

Ruby123 · May 13, 2022

Empress JM has done a fine job of ruling over Jennymaesia. Not too sure of the leader of Mosestaria. I mean how can you trust a leader who spends most of his time in jail. Mind you he does have his own office in his cell and most of the prison guards are on his payroll.
The empress on the other hand elegantly rules and reigns from her palace and is well liked by her staff. She pays them in trolleys and provides free parking for them. What more could you ask for?

I fear for the safety of my cat, therefore I cannot risk bringing her to Mosestaria. I dont think she would look very nice sitting on a plate with an apple in her mouth. I checked the special pricing on flights to Mosestaria. How come it is a one way flight only?

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