A man walks into a church in a crime-infested area of town.
Before the service even begins, a member of the congregation walks up to him, lays his hands upon him, and says "Thus saith the Lord, You will walk again!"
The bewildered man responds, "I'm not lame...I can walk perfectly fine right now."
A few minutes pass, and another member of the congregation walks up to the man, lays his hands upon him, and says "Thus saith the Lord, You will walk again!"
Once again, the now slightly irritated man responds, "I'm NOT lame...I can walk perfectly fine right now!"
A few more minutes pass, and yet another member of the congregation walks up to the man, lays his hands upon him, and says "Thus saith the Lord, You will walk again!"
At this point, the man has had enough.
He gets up and storms out of the church thinking that these people are nuts.
As he steps out into the parking lot, he notices that his car has been stolen...