The Banned Game

Banning Ruby because she doesn't fall off the earth because of where she lives, thus causing me to accept that there is gravity, even though it doesn't make sense!

Banning Oblio for trying to frame me. FYI, I don't eat other people's boots. I throw them at stray cats.


Also, double-banning Oblio for spreading conspiracy theories. Gravity cannot make sense, because it is magic. That's why we often refer to it as "magic gravity". For how else can smoke fly upwards, as the Earth spins at 1,669.8 km/h? That's right - because gravity is obviously magic.

Double-banning Moses for throwing boots at poor kitty-cats, and triple-banning for confusing me further still by saying that smoke can fly! Now I really have something to think about!

Banning GG for not teaching Oblio that kitty-cats enjoy the thrill of having boots thrown at them. That's why they sing noisily on the fence outside the windows of sleeping boot-casters, until such time as one of the said boot-casters awakens and casts some boots.


Banning Oblio again, to give him more time to think about flying smoke and magic gravity. Unfortunately, it was difficult to find a picture of flying smoke online due to censorship by Big Tech, so I have provided the next best thing - a smoking fly. Enjoy!

Balloon riding, boot eating, bagpipe playing, pancake faced, gravity denying fly smokers?

You're all banned for watching too much Jerry Springer!

Oh no, Ruby does fall off. She's falling off... too many times. I've had to ban her.

Well then, in that case, good for you!

Wait a minute now... I didn't want to do it... I had to do it! Anyone of you would have done the same!

Banning Sculpt for over defending himself.

banning anyone who has posted on this thread for the last week (except for me of course)
also banning Moses for teaching flies to smoke, that is a bad habit to get them into and not an easy one to break, plus could you imagine how much smoke would be in the air with all the flies flying around esp in summer.

Double-banning GG, for punishing Sculpt for being overly defensive, when he clearly wanted us to pretend we didn't suspect him of something he was obviously guilty of... And...

For not teaching Ruby already that smoking-induced-bushfires is what causes all the smoke in Summer. Globalists put it down to climate change, but it's actually me providing flies and other wildlife with cheap cigars, tax-free. My range starts at $0.49 per cigar, plus postage (but I do bulk discounts, in case anyone is interested). People say it's a bad habit, but while a fly is chuffing away, he's not getting up anyone's nose or being accidentally swallowed, so really, everyone wins.

banning Moses for teaching wildlife bad habbits. Was that why you were thrown into jail?

Perhaps for making fun of people's names!

Banning Ruby for not telling the full story of my incarceration. See, it happened when a certain online e-Ruby website business manager decided to go on a around-the-world holiday, instead of paying protection money (a.k.a. taxes) to a certain Scott Morris... Or was it Mark the Scottish Clown... I forget... Anyhoo, it seemed like a good idea to everyone involved, until Scotty set the Feds unto us, and my e-Ruby website business manager thought we could get out of it if I pretended to be insane. Naturally, we all thought this was a great idea too, and I dressed up as a famous cartoon bear. It was very convincing. Unfortunately, so convincing, that a park ranger shot me with tranquilizer and had me caged and sent back to Yellowstone. So, it's not nearly as bad as everyone makes out!

And banning Oreo for insinuating it was for making fun of people's names! I mean, whoever would name himself after a biscuit, anyway!?!

Moses struck me a second time!!!

Y’all all banned! Only way to get out of this fix is moving down to Evergreen and get the numbers up lol.

Banning Jennymae for bringing up old news.


1279 [...] "Define Evergreen. When do you call a plumber?"

banning JM for banning me, I thought we were going halves with the tax funds we stole.

Time to get out and push.

I'm not going to ban any of you. We need you to push. Hold your breath and bend at the knees.

Banning Sculpt for working us too hard and giving us bad knees.