I deal with a stressful person everyday at my house and I really hope you guys can share some funny stuff please? Thanks
Is that because you live with my dad's exgirlfriend?? Lol
Q. Why did a deer cross the road?
A. Because it was the chickens day off.
Q. Why did 2 dèer cross the road?
A. To make the joke twice as funny.
Q. Why did 3 police cross the road?
A. Because the chicken finally got hit crossing the road.
Q. What is the correct procedure for greeting a police officer on the street?
A. Pull out your cell phone and play the "Cops" theme song.
Q. Why did 3 sheriff's cross the road?
A. because The police were striking for more money.
Q. What do you get when you stand over a clock?
A. Overtime.
Q. What should you do when you see me coming?
A. Laugh first and tell jokes later.
Q. How do you know all Christians are called to be air line pilots?.
A. Because the song specifically says "i'll fly away oh glory"