Love Advice with Dr. Des

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Ruby123

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No, her taste is defective.

This is a hill I will die upon and will not expound because I have some sense of chivalry.

...Albeit a diminishing sense of it.
What do you mean by her taste is defective?
 

Magenta

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What do you mean by her taste is defective?
She did not care for Des
Her "no" was not a yez...
She took to flight
And said "Good night!
May we never meet agenz."


Obviously, she had poor grammar, also.

Des would never put up with that ;)
 

Desdichado

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Pffft. I'm the S class of men she'll date. Decades down the road when she's in an unhappy marriage, she'll dream of the road she didn't travel. They all will...They all will...Muahahahahahaha

What do you mean by her taste is defective?
 

Desdichado

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Nope. Dr. Des puts the details of his love life behind a paywall. If you want details, you have to purchase a monthly subscription.

can you shorten a long story ?
 

Desdichado

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I really do think the whole "Well it just ain't meant to be" is defeatist tripe in the dress of wisdom.

Ruby is smart, sweet, and well-meaning, but I'll have to part ways. Oh the inscrutable ways of Providence. Oh the depravity of man. Oh what a tangled web we weave. Oh felix culpa.
 

oyster67

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She did not care for Des
Her "no" was not a yez...
She took to flight
And said "Good night!
May we never meet agenz."


Obviously, she had poor grammar, also.

Des would never put up with that ;)

Poor, poor, Des.

Perhaps now would be a bad time to break it to him that her taste was not what was defective...

@Desdichado actually means "Defective Avocado":cry:
 
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Ruby123

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Maybe your not meant to have a girlfriend right now so that you have more time to devote to giving good, sound loud advice to the rest of us singles lol.
 

oyster67

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Yeah!

Well 67 oysters would never be a proper meal, you savage!
You completely misunderstand us, dear boy. We love you. We feeel your agonizing pain at being rejected. Life is hard, cruel, and cold. We are doing our best to provide a warm dry nest for you to flutter home to, my son.:confused:
 

Desdichado

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Oh heavens no. When you're kicked out of a lying [redacted] of a school, you had best apply to another before the blot on your record is noticed.

Maybe your not meant to have a girlfriend right now so that you have more time to
devote to giving good, sound loud advice to the rest of us singles lol.
 

oyster67

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Maybe your not meant to have a girlfriend right now so that you have more time to devote to giving good, sound loud advice to the rest of us singles lol.
Very kind of you, Ruby. Obviously not dating advice, though.:rolleyes:
 

Desdichado

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I appreciate. I really do. But as one Pierre Cambronne said "The old guard dies but never surrenders."

Back to the hunting grounds I go. Immediately.

You completely misunderstand us, dear boy. We love you. We feeel your agonizing pain at being rejected. Life is hard, cruel, and cold. We are doing our best to provide a warm dry nest for you to flutter home to, my son.:confused:
 

oyster67

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Oh heavens no. When you're kicked out of a lying [redacted] of a school, you had best apply to another before the blot on your record is noticed.
Don't you be talkin' back ta yo' momma like dat, sonny boy!
 

Desdichado

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Dr. Des' Guide to Winning a Girl Back:

Now a fun thing to do in the situation I'm in is utter nonsense. Keep her guessing.

I'm going to send her a picture of myself or some nonsensical thing at 11pm every Saturday evening from here until she comes crawling back or I see a picture of her with some fop on social media.

I have won girls back by trolling them in the past. I'll let y'all know how it goes this time.
 

Desdichado

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You can't just message a girl. You can't beg her to come back. It has to be edgy.

It may turn her off in the short term, but Lee Atwater said you don't win an election without cleavage.