I had to share this somewhere here and this thread is as good as any. Can you believe it? There are teacup pug's.
I know there are teacup Yorkie's and Poodles, but pugs? I want one.
Mommy & baby pug
Father looks very seriously at Little Johnny, “Johnny, your marks are terrible! Even you understand that this deserves a good thrashing, right?” - Little Johnny nods, “Yes, dad, I agree. Here’s the teacher’s address.”
An old lady comes in for her medical check-up: “Doctor Ribbit, you remember how you warned me that I should avoid going up and down stairs as much as I can?” “Yes,” agrees the doctor, “the last X-rays made that very clear Mrs. Jenkins.” “You know, I’m not sure it was such a great idea doctor... I have to say all that climbing up and down the rainwater downpipe is becoming quite hard!”
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