What did I do ????

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Lynx

Folksy yet erudite
Aug 13, 2014
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#2
Is this one where we choose a forum member and then speculate what the person got arrested for? Or are we all speculating about the OP? I want to make sure of my aim before I start shooting.
 

feijoa

Active member
Jun 14, 2020
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#3
I think it's an elaborate proposal by an officer waiting at the station for you, while he got his buddies to haul you in on made up charges. Everything is prepared in what he thinks is a romantic setting. He thought it was a good idea at the time, but you're humiliated and furious and not in the mood to say yes, it is an epic fail on his part.
 

Magenta

Senior Member
Jul 3, 2015
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#4
You stole somebody's top secret, worth mega millions, cake recipe :D
 

Pipp

Majestic Llamacorn
Sep 17, 2013
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Georgia
#5
Is this one where we choose a forum member and then speculate what the person got arrested for? Or are we all speculating about the OP? I want to make sure of my aim before I start shooting.
Doesnt matter to me !
 

kinda

Senior Member
Jun 26, 2013
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#6
You stole somebody's top secret, worth mega millions, cake recipe :D
That was funny.


But the true story went down like this....


Before we begin, the set-up was negative. Why can't Pipp arrest the bad guy huh?

O.k., back to the story.....


Pipp was normally your straight lace Bible believing Christian, until economic hard times came in Mid-March 2023. At first, she thought she would be o.k. just collecting unemployment insurance, living off her savings, or 401k money....She didn't know this would be the greatest economic depression this world would ever see.

A couple years past, living off of savings and stimulus packages that came from the government, but one thing lead to another. Her car broke down, she had some unexpected medical expenses, and she helped her family out without regard to her own financial situation.

This left her a little thin, since all her emergency cash reserves dried up. In any normal situation, she didn't ever think of doing anything that world break the law, although these times were different. This was economic crisis that no one expected. She did every thing she could to cut expenses, it just seemed that prices kept on going up.

Eventually her mind snapped into desperation, she had to come up with a plan to pay her bills, and fast. It seems silly to talk about now, but in extreme circumstances people do unbelievable things.

Pipp entered the underground world of making a special blend of delicious brownies and cookies. These products had an severe price increase due to the high demand at that time.

She would make a dozen of these cookies and sell them for a $100 each. After two weeks in business, all her bills were paid, and she had extra money to help fund her local church outreach program.

All things were going smoothly until she had to file for taxes the following year. She had a really hard time explaining where she came up with the $15,000 she gave to the church, and the new Mercedes Benz she was driving. She tried to hire a tax lawyer to formulate some type of logical excuse, but it was no use.

Two weeks before she was suppose to meet with the IRS, to discuss her tax filings, she was busted by uncover police when she tried to sell them $5,000 worth of brownies.

It was a low point on CC, when everyone saw a news clipping of Atlanta's infamous outlaw baker. Georgia had to ban all pots and pans to prevent any thing like this to happen again.
 
Feb 28, 2016
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#7
Pipp is our new hero/baker -
if we had her address, we would
send her some of our extra pots & pans,
she could maybe go under-ground, but would
definitely has to lower her prices...
:):)
 

CharliRenee

Member
Staff member
Nov 4, 2014
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#8
Possession of sweet goodies, with an intent to distribute...:D
 

p_rehbein

Senior Member
Sep 4, 2013
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#9
Is this one where we choose a forum member and then speculate what the person got arrested for? Or are we all speculating about the OP? I want to make sure of my aim before I start shooting.
Clearly, your crime would be "littering."
 

Lanolin

Well-known member
Dec 15, 2018
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#10
Pipp was found to have too many pot plants. You are only supposed to have two each, but she had three.