Singles Forum Marriage Match-Making. (humor)

Back by popular demand.......A marriage topic.




This isn't your ordinary marriage thread in the Singles Forum, this is the Marriage Match-Making Thread. Sponsored by the person who loves marriage topics the most......kinda.

We will be collecting contact information now, putting it through Christian Chat Compatibility Locator Program, and matching you up with only the most qualified applicants.

Best part of it, it's 100% free.

First round of questions will be.


What type of spouse are you looking for?

How many kids do you want?

How long do you want to be married for?



*The Marriage Match-Making service is for humor purposes only. Restrictions and results may vary. There is no such thing as a Christian Chat Compatibility Locator Program that kinda is aware of. Well, let us just say there was a Christian Chat Compatibility Locator Program, all data will be sent to the Central Intelligence Agency for further study. If you receive a knock on the door in two weeks after match results, that may be the CIA. kinda doesn't have any connections to the CIA, so don't expect a knock on the door after two weeks after match results. If you do, that has nothing to do with the Christian Chat Compatibility Locator Program.

euphemism for 'children' is right.
Everybody wish is a family.
I think bible true people need a bible true Marriage {Covenant Marriage}.

Oh, I see now that you’re not a native English speaking person. But your nick reeks of American law enforcement 😁, so for a moment I thought you were American.

And of course the most important one: toilet paper rolls: pull it over the top or down the back?

Oh, I see now that you’re not a native English speaking person. But your nick reeks of American law enforcement 😁, so for a moment I thought you were American.

Thats right.
My Body is fit.
If u have problem than take a female psychologist

Oh, that's easy. You get a double-roll His-N-Hers toilet paper dispenser and put one roll forward (that would be 'His') and one roll backward (that would be 'Hers'). You put the 'His' roll on the far end and the 'Her' roll on the near end. If you don't understand why you should do it this way, then you will soon enough.

If the cat unrolls the 'His' roll, then kill the cat and bury it in the back yard - with a small headstone that reads:

Curiosity was not a friend...

If the dog unrolls the 'Hers' roll, then put the dog out of its misery - because, it has been around the cat too long...

And, of course, kill the cat - because, it tricked the dog into doing something that is virtually unnatural for a dog...

If a child unrolls the 'His' or 'Hers' roll, then - well - kill the cat - because, the child has been around the cat too long...

If anyone puts the 'His' roll on backward or the 'Hers' roll on forward - then - well - be an adult and just fix it...

Sounds like ailurophobia to me.

Just meant to be humorous, based on the general conclusion that cats are most likely to unroll, dogs almost never, and kids sometimes.

Just meant to be humorous, based on the general conclusion that cats are most likely to unroll, dogs almost never, and kids sometimes.

I know. I was playing into it, accusing you of being afraid of, or at least having antipathy toward, cats.

I have nothing against cats. And, as is true for most animals, they seem to like me just fine, too.

who really wants to join the 'I caved and got married club'
I mean really.