Things NOT to say on your first date....

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Susanna

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You got some cash? I’m running a little low on money and I’m not really interested in spending anything on this before I know we’re gonna tie the knot. Hey, where ya going? Hello...? Hellooooo? If you don’t have cash a credit card is okay too...
 
Lanolin

Lanolin

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I have made it my policy to only date people I am considering marrying....
 
shineyourlight

shineyourlight

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I just gotta warn you that if I act a little mean, it's only because mercury is currently in retrograde. But, you should be fine because you’re a Leo with Scorpio rising and a Cancer moon, so you’re probably already a terrible person and we should totally get along!

Okay, okay......guilty, I found your mom on Facebook and asked her for your birthday information, but aren’t you glad I did!?!? So, what are we drinking?

And, I love you.
 
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Susanna

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- I’m so glad you wanted to meet me, because I haven’t really seen a living soul for three years now, you know.
-Why not?
-Aww, you know, they kept me in solitary confinement, you know, special housing unit, you know, but let’s forget about all that now, you know
-Uh, okay...
-I shouldn’t drink, my parole officer would go totally crazy if she knew, but can you get me a Scotch on the Rocks?
-Umm...I think my mother is on the line...she needs me at her house...uh...huh...
-Okay, just make sure she gets her will right when we get married
-Uh...
 
Fastfredy0

Fastfredy0

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"I don't recall your daughter's name" ...
True story ... I was approaching a gal's parents home for a first date and the father is on the veranda ... and darn if I can't recall his daughter's name. Well, thank goodness, her name comes to me at the last second. Phew ...
 
NotmebutHim

NotmebutHim

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"Here's my list of medications and my therapists' phone numbers............."
 
Lanolin

Lanolin

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cant say anything because I dont know my dates language.
 
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