Favorite Christmas song lyrics.

Well, way up north where the air gets cold
There's a tale about Christmas that you've all been told
And a real famous cat all dressed up in red
And he spends the whole year working out on his sled

Just a little bobsled we call it old Saint Nick
But she'll walk a toboggan with a four speed stick
She's candy-apple red with a ski for a wheel
And when Santa hits the gas, man, just watch her peel!

And hauling through the snow at a frightening speed
With a half a dozen deer with Rudy to lead
He's gotta wear his goggles because the snow really flies
And he's cruising every pad with a little surprise

Run run reindeer
Run run reindeer
Whoa
Run-run reindeer,
Run-run reindeer.
He don't miss no one,

Ahhhhhh
Oooooooo
Merry Christmas Saint Nick
Christmas comes this time each year

Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer
Elmo & Patsy
Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for me and grandpa we believe
She'd been drinking too much eggnog
And we begged her not to go
But she forgot her medication
And she staggered out the door into the snow
When we found her Christmas morning
At the scene of the attack
She had hoof-prints on her forehead
And incriminating Claus marks on her back

Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for me and grandpa we believe

Now we're all so proud of grandpa
He's been taking this so well
See him in there watching football
Drinking beer and playing cards with cousin Mel
It's not Christmas without Grandma
All the family's dressed in black
And we just can't help but wonder
Should we open up her gifts
Or send them back? (send them back!)

Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for me and grandpa we believe

Now the goose is on the table
And the pudding made of fig
And the blue and silver candles
That would just have matched the hair on grandma's wig
I've warned all my friends and neighbors
Better watch out for yourselves
They should never give a license
To a man who drives a sleigh
And plays with elves

Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for me and grandpa we believe


Merry Christmas

Songwriters: RANDY BROOKS

The lyrics are on the video

The first time I heard the Christmas shoes song I had tears streaming down my face...I don't remember all the words, but this is the part that cut right to my heart:

Mister can I buy these shoes
For my momma please,
Its Christmas eve and these shoes are just her size
Mister can you hurry please
You see there's not much time
She's been sick for quite a while
I know these shoes will make her smile
I want her to look beautiful
If Momma meets Jesus tonight...

I'll post the video and see how close I was

Mary did you know

Mary did you know that your baby boy will one day walk on water?
Mary did you know that your baby boy will save our sons and daughters?
Did you know that your baby boy has come to make you new?
This child that you've delivered, will soon deliver you
Mary did you know that your baby boy will give sight to a blind man?
Mary did you know that your baby boy will calm a storm with his hand?
Did you know that your baby boy has walked where angels trod?
And when you kiss your little baby, you have kissed the face of God
Mary did you know, Mary did you know, Mary did you know
The blind will see, the deaf will hear and the dead will live again
The lame will leap, the dumb will speak, the praises of the lamb
Mary did you know that your baby boy is Lord of all creation?
Mary did you know that your baby boy will one day rule the nations?
Did you know that your baby boy is heaven's perfect Lamb?
This sleeping child you're holding is the great I am
Mary did you know, Mary did you know, Mary did you know

Batman smells
Robin flew away ??

love it ALL, it's celebrated Our Lord And Savior Birthday, Jesus Christ = ahhhhh so serene and powerful 💓

The version I remember is:

Jingle bells batman smells
Robin laid an egg
Batmobile lost a wheel
And Joker got away (or Joker took balet, athough that seems too gender biased for today's PC world)