Cheesy Friendship Lines

  • Christian Chat is a moderated online Christian community allowing Christians around the world to fellowship with each other in real time chat via webcam, voice, and text, with the Christian Chat app. You can also start or participate in a Bible-based discussion here in the Christian Chat Forums, where members can also share with each other their own videos, pictures, or favorite Christian music.

    If you are a Christian and need encouragement and fellowship, we're here for you! If you are not a Christian but interested in knowing more about Jesus our Lord, you're also welcome! Want to know what the Bible says, and how you can apply it to your life? Join us!

    To make new Christian friends now around the world, click here to join Christian Chat.

Lynx

Folksy yet erudite
Aug 13, 2014
27,216
9,289
113
#1
Like cheesy pickup lines, but for friends... Not to get friends (that would get back into pickup lines) but for those who are already your friends.

Today's cheesy friendship line comes from today's Breaking Cat News comic strip:

"Are you one of the Golden Girls? Cause I'd like to thank you for being a friend."
 
I

IFOLLOWHIM

Guest
#2
" With friends like you.....who needs enemies? "
I like the term ....frienemies!😂😂😂😂😂
 

Lynx

Folksy yet erudite
Aug 13, 2014
27,216
9,289
113
#3
I wouldn't say we're the best of all possible friends... but the company that makes Super Glue called and said they want to study the bond between us.
 

Lynx

Folksy yet erudite
Aug 13, 2014
27,216
9,289
113
#4
We're so tight, even WD-40 can't get us apart.
 

TabinRivCA

Well-known member
Oct 23, 2018
13,059
10,626
113
#5
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile:).

I like you more than cheese!
 

Mikhal

Active member
Nov 15, 2019
166
119
43
50
#6
My buddy frequently uses this line on those folks that attach themselves to him... its rude, but he makes me laugh to tears.

Oh Good... Another Accidental Friend.
 

Lynx

Folksy yet erudite
Aug 13, 2014
27,216
9,289
113
#7
Our friendship is a VO5 friendship. It holds in all kinds of weather.
 

Mikhal

Active member
Nov 15, 2019
166
119
43
50
#8
Our friendship is a VO5 friendship. It holds in all kinds of weather.
😂😂😂 im dyin here... thats HORRIBLE🤣🤣🤣