A woman was on the witness stand and the attorney, after reminding her she was under oath, asked her age. She said, "39 and a few months."
The attorney asked how many months. She replied, "106."
"Grandma how old are you?"
"I'm 39 and holding."
"Oh... How old would you be if you let go?"
"Why don't you go see what your Grandpa is up to?"