I really don't want to say this, but I think the OP's Introduction was a tip-off.
It reminds me of something I did when I was a kid. As most of you know, eating a taco can be messy. And I was afraid of being scolded by my parents for making a mess with my food. So I asked them if it was OK to make a mess with a taco. They said yes, as tacos are kinda messy to begin with. So what did I do? I took the taco and dumped it all on my wrapper.
In the same way, it kinda seems as if the OP's Introduction with regard to "forbidden" subjects was a dare. I haven't seen his other thread appear yet, and so far he hasn't returned.