Best One-Liners
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Hmm... There is one cow*rker who is always bouncing around spouting one-liners.
One of her favorites is "Don't let other people's attitude affect your altitude."
I haven't SAID it, but I have frequently THOUGHT "I'm trying to not let all your platitudes affect my attitude."
Another of her favorites is "Teamwork makes the dream work!"
One day I replied, "Does that mean if we stop working together, this nightmare will end?"
One of her favorites is "Don't let other people's attitude affect your altitude."
I haven't SAID it, but I have frequently THOUGHT "I'm trying to not let all your platitudes affect my attitude."
Another of her favorites is "Teamwork makes the dream work!"
One day I replied, "Does that mean if we stop working together, this nightmare will end?"
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God made you to be you, don't you dare change just because you're outnumbered.
The Christian ideal has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and left untried.
They got their ______ from their _________ because I kept mine.
I think everyone feels that way sometimes, and by everyone I mean me.
Never explain, your friends don't need it and your enemies won't believe you anyway.
I'm sure there are more, they just aren't right at hand at the moment.
God made you to be you, don't you dare change just because you're outnumbered.
The Christian ideal has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and left untried.
They got their ______ from their _________ because I kept mine.
I think everyone feels that way sometimes, and by everyone I mean me.
Never explain, your friends don't need it and your enemies won't believe you anyway.
I'm sure there are more, they just aren't right at hand at the moment.
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