Looking for that special someone:
I'm 97, fat, and bald, with a bad heart, bad knees, bad eyes, bad lungs, bad hearing, a bit of dandruff, allergies to sunlight, fresh fruits, and fast music, and I have a relatively small case of herpes (it rarely flares up).
But I still have a good sense of humor and 3 of my original teeth.
I have 32 grandchildren, and very few of them are in jail.
I would love to meet a frisky young girl in her 40s or 50s.
Please send pics.
(Don't wear anything sexy unless you tell me in advance... I have to change my pacemaker settings.)
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