Are You Romantic?

I don’t think so...lol.

Dude.....

My double ex and I used to sing and play together, and sometimes we did in church. That was awesome!

I'll give my husband a relaxin foot and back massage 😊

I'll Pack for him a healthy lunch for work

Get ready his clean clothes and shoes every morning

And I'll be his caring nurse when he is sick 😊
Him 🤔 A warm hug and a kiss on my forehead in the morning

An I love you message everyday (text or face to face )

Making me a cup of coffee

And him making sure to eat dinner with me everyday.

And telling me about how his day went and ask me sweetly how's mine.


And the most romantic one is when he is giving me all of his money

Why do guys like fart jokes. This is a real question too. What's so funny about a fart?
I asked my young adult son that very question last night. He passed gas in the kitchen just as I walked in. He said excuse me and cracked up laughing. Why is that funny? I've always wondered that.

Let me ask YOU a question.

Why do women NOT find farts funny?

Why is that?

What terrible lacking in the soul prevents a woman from appreciating the eternal humor of the fart?

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Oh BOY! how did I stumble into this thread? Oh to be young and single and dreamy again, lol. (not that I'd trade my hubby and life for ANYTHING) FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFARRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSS are a part of life, like burps and hiccups and sneezes and all other not so wonderful bodily functions WE ALL HAVE/MAKE.
YES! I'll admit it, no shame here I LOVE A GOOD FART JOKE & can out fart some of the toughest guys I know! (Sorry guys........ I'm taken.......)
As far as romance.................... well three short farts followed by a quick cover up of " I LOVE YOU!" isn't exactly romantic, but it WAS PRETTY DARN FUNNY! (YES! my hubby actually did that once!)

Yep, nothing says you truly care like being able to ignore a fart! Reality it's so much more entertaining then fantasy 😏

no, Im kinda shy, boring and well just lame.

What a treat!!

Hmm..maybe because it's disgusting? It's like when people burp and don't cover their mouths or say "excuse me." It's unladylike and disturbing to me.
I understand it's normal to fart...but to laugh about it? That's just a lame joke to me. There's no talent required.

When God created all things, he proclaimed all things to be good.

Are you saying farts aren't good?

Don't you read the Old Testament?

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You will make a wonderful wife one day, sooner rather than later. Everything on your list is a good thing to do for your husband to be.

Maybe people did not fart in the Garden of Eden. And even if they did, doesn't mean everyone has to joke about it. I'm not complaining about farts. I'm just saying that fart jokes are lame.

You honestly believe that when Adam had to fart in the garden,
he didn't look at Eve and say, "Hey, pull my finger"?

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Wow, I really have to run.
Time sure flies when you're talking about flatulence.

Well I came in here to discuss the thread topic but I can see that no longer exists.

Thank you sir Tourist 😊 I grew up seeing my mother like that...she takes care of my father with love and they are still together until now 😊

I have learnt that you don't have to always go to special places or do grand gestures to be romantic.

One of the sweetest things, among many, that my SO did for me was when I fell down the stairs at work. Ironically we were "text-fighting" and at that moment, I slipped and used my hand to steady my fall which left me with scrapes.
His next text was weirdly "are you okay?" , at which point I shared a picture of my bloodied hand.

He insisted on coming to pick me up - which I refused because I like to be independent. However he still came around and cleaned up my wound, bandaged my fingers and kissed them.

That's when I knew I really loved him. He's taken me to some really special events - football and basketball games, musicals, plays and concerts. I love doing all of that with him. But it's also the very mundane things - like helping me move furniture to my new place, staying up late so he knows I reached home safe (when I've been out), spending hours fixing and polishing a guitar for me...

If I think about what I have done to be romantic compared to him, it may not be the same in quantity. I have taken him to a concert, the symphony and bought him gifts.
But I show my care for him in other ways - trying to understand what he likes - music, sports, books. I try to support him in every way.

The one thing I did - from my last apartment when I would walk to his place, I would stop by a shop and bring him chai. He's not a fan of coffee. Now that I've moved (and live pretty close to him), I don't go by the same place. I don't know - I'll have to think of something romantic to do now ^_^ .

I used to be a romantic. Now I'm just a semantic..