THE DEAD SEA SCROLLS: THE REST OF THE STORY
John Strugnell was one of my New Testament professors at Harvard. He was in charge of the Dead Sea Scroll editing and translation project and had been part of the original team that discovered them. Well, back in 1948 there weren't any McDonalds or Burger Kings near the Dead Sea rocky hill that contained the scroll tunnels. So the archaeological team had lots of wine but were running out of food. So one of the lead archaeologists Roland DeVaux offered to go get dinner. Off he went into the hot desert with his rifle. After a while, the rest of the team heard a gunshot, then silence for another couple of hours. Finally, Roland returned with the "steaks" he had butchered and declared, "Dinner will soon be served!" All rejoiced and awaited their "steaks." But the "steaks" tasted awful! So they asked Roland, "What kind of deer or antelope is this anyway?" and he replied, "I'll tell you after dinner; just eat it; it's good protein!" Finally the moment arrived and Roland sheepishly confessed, "The only animal I saw out there was this big hyena. So I shot him and you're eating him!" The others wanted to barf! Lions might kill a hyena, but even lions won't eat a hyena! Someone spoke for all when he protested, "Ugh, I don't eat scavenger!"
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