I once owned a cat and then one day a dog swallowed it.
I once owned a cat and then one day a car tire swallowed it.
I once owned a cat and then one day another dog swallowed it.
Everybody picks on poor defenseless cats. =>.>=
I use _________ brand of ___________. I love it, it's the best because _____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
(Come on, if it's really the best you should be able to tell us a lot about why it's the best.)