Hilarious post

Whoah... that is scarry....

I use a leaf blower to put it back into the yard.

I guess that is why I am a bit pensive around people named Dusty....

I need a coffee IV

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too funny

There is a story behind that. One Thanksgiving the Ladies on my wife's side of the family were saying they never get a vacation. I suggested that they take a week at the start and at the end of winter to do a All Women Vacation visiting family in other states. They said, that they could never do that. One of the guys piped up that you ladies don't do anything all day, just sit around. At this point they all decided that I had a great idea. So, it became a regular thing. About a year after that all the guys, but me decided to take off for a Vegas Vacation and dumped all their kids at our house. I changed the locks, had them camp outside with an outhouse. Anyways, at the end of the week the house itself was a disaster. I even found Pizza in the VCR. So, I opened all the doors and door wall and used a leaf blower to push all the trash outside, where a lawn mower with a leaf bag was used to pick it all up. I put all the kids to work washing down everything. For the fun of it I had Neighbors drop the kids off at the wrong homes, so the guys had to drive all over the place to find their kids and were not able to do so, before the Ladies got home. I change the locks between two sets every time they go on vacation.
And, yes I did send them bills for the damages.

A husband and wife were driving through Louisiana. As they approached Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth, then they stopped for lunch. At the counter, the husband asked the waitress, "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are very slowly?" She leaned over the counter and said, "Burrr-gerrr Kiiing."

I get a kick out of this thread...you guys are too much, lol!!!!!!