The Official CCF Freestyle Thread

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selfdissolving

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Let's see those bars. Don't be bashful.

I'll start.

*somebody in the background starts beatboxing*

bacon, bacon, it's whats for dinner
makin bacon in the kitchen, you know it's a winner
lentils in the pot, rhythms rhyming with the beatbox
these fried bacon pieces gonna knock my dang sox off
standing in the cut with this spatula in my hand
everybody in this building wants a piece of this dinner man
lines outside forming in the hallway
fried pork zombies sniffing the day away
spiraling mesmerized eyes
searching and looking for that bacon being fried

*mic drop*
 
Lynx

Lynx

Folksy yet erudite
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Aug 13, 2014
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"Rap was invented so people who can't carry a tune could be stars too." :p

(Actually I have some pretty good Christian rap in my music collection. But it's just too much fun to quote that line.)
 
Mel85

Mel85

Daughter of the True King
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Mar 28, 2018
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*picks up the mic*

Test... test...

Alright, so if you’re rapping about bacon, I’m a show you whose Boss...
Let’s add some eggs, toast and some hot-sauce...

But if I’ve got time, Ima whip up some cream...
Because eating it with strawberries has always been my dream!

Let’s not forget donuts, dusted with sprinkles on top...
Quickly lets eat some, cos I stole these from a cop! 😱😂

*drops the mic and runs from the stage*
 
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Jennie-Mae

Guest
#4
#4
Woho, where’s my free stuff?

Oh...

I misread the headline...I thought it said “The Official CCF Freeloader Thread”😬😄.
 
Pipp

Pipp

Majestic Llamacorn
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Sep 17, 2013
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Georgia
#5
Beans , beans the magical fruit, the more you eat them the more you poot.



That's all I got .
 
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selfdissolving

Guest
#7
#7
Lynx said:
"Rap was invented so people who can't carry a tune could be stars too." :p

(Actually I have some pretty good Christian rap in my music collection. But it's just too much fun to quote that line.)
Click to expand...


You like Andy?
 
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selfdissolving

Guest
#9
#9
Mel85 said:
*picks up the mic*

Test... test...

Alright, so if you’re rapping about bacon, I’m a show you whose Boss...
Let’s add some eggs, toast and some hot-sauce...

But if I’ve got time, Ima whip up some cream...
Because eating it with strawberries has always been my dream!

Let’s not forget donuts, dusted with sprinkles on top...
Quickly lets eat some, cos I stole these from a cop! 😱😂

*drops the mic and runs from the stage*
Click to expand...
Boston cream, chocolate, powdered with jelly
I need all these donuts to get in my belly
Took a bite of this delight and exclaimed "Woa Nelly!"
Cops looking sad eating lunch at the deli

Cuz every single donut, we already ate it
Cuz freshly this morning they made it
And the price we have paid it
Leave the donut shop lookin like it was raided

But for now I'll eat these donuts filled with my hopes and dreams...
Or maybe I'll just stick to these Boston cremes.....


Lolololol 😂😂😂👍👍👍
 
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selfdissolving

Guest
#11
#11
HAVE A GREAT DAY TODAY AND GOD BLESS ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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selfdissolving

Guest
#19
#19
You're the challenger. You start it off
 
Mel85

Mel85

Daughter of the True King
#20
Mar 28, 2018
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selfdissolving said:
You're the challenger. You start it off
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Lol,


Already I got this dude shakin’ his boots, like some cowboy...
Cause I drop deep like ancestry roots, he gon’ cry - needa towelboy??

But y’all already know that Mel drops fire like some flamin’ dorritos chips...
I’ll cut this dudes bars so short it’ll be close to the ground like Danny Devitos hips!!

But if you think you know rap, then you should know heavy bars always takes the Win...
Cause in this arena, you must be John Cena with your amateur moves & chin!!


Nothing but love!!! 😂😂😂
 
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