Things you regret, saying on the first date....

Totally joking!!

I wish I had voices in my head. At least then I'd have someone to talk to.

Now back to the topic at hand....

"Go away. I don't like you."

My psychic said this is going to be a good date.

or " Ohh your pregnant" and they are not!

You're a but late to the game with this one. =P

The voices in my head tell me not to admit it.

We'll talk to you zero!

Hehe.

You are my 101.05th date so far 😂

“I hope you don’t mind, I get gas easily”.

this makes me laugh so hard i remember someone 😂😂😂

How did you know this about me?

Someone who had, this problem?

😂

I've been stalking you for years, so this is literally a dream come true for me.

Whenever you done with your night on the town dating, you come with me to the gas station😂.

Sorry, I gotta wear these shades...it would be a little awkward if he sees me here with you.

Some of us do.

From the Compleat Idiot's Guide to the INTJ:

DON’T engage us in “small talk”. Keep in mind that you are competing for our attention with all the voices in our heads, and they are bound to be far more interesting than you. The voices are constantly regaling us with things like anagrams of Wayne Newton (Wanton Weeny, We Annoy Newt, New Yawn Tone, …) and candidate titles for parodies of “Carry On My Wayward Son” (“Cary Grant Was Six Foot One”, “Curry On My Egg Foo Yung”, …). Do you really think your talk of the weather or your six year old’s soccer league is going to be more compelling than that? Please. Be realistic.

I love you 🙈🙈🙈🙈 yes I said it....I was a teenager 😂😂😥😥