Mel85 You set my heart on fire too

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maxwel said:
Attention CC Community:


I have done my best, in Christian love, to restore harmony, and to resolve my conflict with Tommy.

I told him I would concede, and I would agree he has won....
as long as I can still see her on weekends.
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Tommy is more generous than I am because I don't believe in sharing.
 
maxwel

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tourist said:
Tommy is more generous than I am because I don't believe in sharing.
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I didn't say he AGREED to it.


Peace terms often have to be negotiated.
 
Lafftur

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maxwel said:
I didn't say he AGREED to it.


Peace terms often have to be negotiated.
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Or a simple "yes" or a simple "no" works just fine. Us, women don't really like to negotiate. :)
 
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Lafftur said:
Or a simple "yes" or a simple "no" works just fine. Us, women don't really like to negotiate. :)
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Women don't like to negotiate?


Uhhh... I don't see any need for the woman to get involved... I think Tommy and I can negotiate over her just fine.
 
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maxwel said:
Wherefore hast thou donest those things thou done doest,

Knoweth ye notteth my heart be the truest?

If thine own heart flieth off to another,

I shalt not falter, I'll telleth thy mother.



-Shakespoon
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What Be This I Doth Not Even

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Lafftur

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maxwel said:
Women don't like to negotiate?


Uhhh... I don't see any need for the woman to get involved... I think Tommy and I can negotiate over her just fine.
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I politely, disagree, sir.

Mel is NOT up for negotiation. You do well to retract your last statement for us "women" find it offensive.
 
maxwel

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Lafftur said:
I politely, disagree, sir.

Mel is NOT up for negotiation. You do well to retract your last statement for us "women" find it offensive.
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You make it sound like "offending women" is something new... something I'm unfamiliar with.

Thank you for your concern, but I don't need any advice on how to offend women... I've been doing it for years.
 
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Perhaps our dear sister Mel85
Should 86 both of them just for a jive
And wait for a man who doesn't waste time
Searching or creating terrible rhyme

;)
 
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maxwel said:
You make it sound like "offending women" is something new... something I'm unfamiliar with.

Thank you for your concern, but I don't need any advice on how to offend women... I've been doing it for years.
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Oh, heavens no! You're NOT unfamiliar with it, you're VERY good at it! LOL! ;)
 
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Dino246 said:
Perhaps our dear sister Mel85
Should 86 both of them just for a jive
And wait for a man who doesn't waste time
Searching or creating terrible rhyme

;)
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Terrible rhyme?

If you don't like the poetry, you'll have to take that up with Shakespoon or Longfeller.



Nobody appreciates the classics anymore.
 
maxwel

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Lafftur said:
Oh, heavens no! You're NOT unfamiliar with it, you're VERY good at it! LOL! ;)
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Well God Bless You,

and thank you for appreciating my special talents.
 
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Dino246 said:
Perhaps our dear sister Mel85
Should 86 both of them just for a jive
And wait for a man who doesn't waste time
Searching or creating terrible rhyme

;)
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I'll be 86'd too! :D
 
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maxwel said:
You make it sound like "offending women" is something new... something I'm unfamiliar with.

Thank you for your concern, but I don't need any advice on how to offend women... I've been doing it for years.
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You are the master at this that's for sho. :)
 
Lafftur

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maxwel said:
Well God Bless You,

and thank you for appreciating my special talents.
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maxwell, you do well if you open up your heart and understand this truth..................

you are alive on this Earth because God in His mercy provided a "woman" to give birth to you. And, if you desire to have offspring, God will have to have mercy on you again in order to provide another "woman" for your offspring.

Our Father in Heaven, loves His sons AND His daughters very much, however, they each have a sole purpose and position that CANNOT be usurped!

We understand the "woman" called Jezebel. However, do we understand the "man" that belittles and usurps the woman's position?
 
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Lafftur said:
maxwell, you do well if you open up your heart and understand this truth..................

you are alive on this Earth because God in His mercy provided a "woman" to give birth to you. And, if you desire to have offspring, God will have to have mercy on you again in order to provide another "woman" for your offspring.

Our Father in Heaven, loves His sons AND His daughters very much, however, they each have a sole purpose and position that CANNOT be usurped!

We understand the "woman" called Jezebel. However, do we understand the "man" that belittles and usurps the woman's position?
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Maybe it's time I apologize.



I want to sincerely apologize if I've offended any of our sweet, wonderful, innocent Christian women.

I also want to apologize if I've offended any of the women on this thread.




I really feel better now.
 
Lafftur

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maxwel said:
Maybe it's time I apologize.



I want to sincerely apologize if I've offended any of our sweet, wonderful, innocent Christian women.

I also want to apologize if I've offended any of the women on this thread.




I really feel better now.
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You are loved, maxwell and completely forgiven. Should this event ever come up again, we won't know what you're talking about because love keeps no record of wrong.

Hugs for you, my brother! :)

(I think even my well-beloved lion loves you, too!)
 
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