Birthday presents for Kenthomas

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PopClick

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Kenthomas (also known around these parts as 17Bees) has a birthday coming up, and I think we should pick out virtual presents for him.



I got him this fabulous taxidermy squirrel, because there was no reason not to:




A sink strainer, because it's random:


And a mech that comes with a tiller attachment for his garden.




Your turn! ;)
 
seoulsearch

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Happy Birthday, Kenthomas!!!

For your birthday, I decided to get you some clones, because I haven't seen Hal in a while. :(

Perhaps he'll make a cameo guest appearance in the near future?

It's good to have you back. :D Enjoy!



P.S. I couldn't pick one, so I decided to just give you both. :)

Yes, we like you that much!!! :p
 
Fenner

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Happy birthday Ken Thomas! This Sasquatch statue is for you because, why not.
 

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17Bees

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Spank you all!!! I'd really like to spank you all personally! Your gifts are so.... unrelated. Spank you.

Hal got out of the CPR training business. He said a Waffle House moved in next door and the morning classes had breath that would gag a house fly so he left. Sadly non-life hasn't gone well for him and he was caught breaking into a second hand store...




Because he .... well......needed a second hand. (he's soo stupid)
 
PopClick

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Unrelated? The gifts are unrelated? Hal is second cousin to that Sasquatch. And they're each one fifteenth killer robot on their daddy's side. So there.

I had that sink strainer monogrammed, by the way. That cost like six hundred bucks.
 
Pipp

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I have a feeling you're gonna be very pleased.... Happy Birthday to a very special fellow... here's your gifts...

Just a little something to cuddle with at night ...
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Cause why not...
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Time to get your craft on...
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All tucked away in this bag I hand picked just for you
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17Bees

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I'd like to give extra spanks to Pipp. Pipp, you always come up with the nicest things. Ear wax and cheese are everybody's favorites. I'm spanking you in my heart right now.
 
seoulsearch

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17Bees said:
I'd like to give extra spanks to Pipp. Pipp, you always come up with the nicest things. Ear wax and cheese are everybody's favorites. I'm spanking you in my heart right now.
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That just sounds so wrong! :eek:
 
cinder

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Here's my gift:

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(It's 17 B's of course, a very special type of monogram (or would that be a septadecagram?))
 
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17Bees

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CINDER!!!! Don't think for a second you're getting out of here without being spanked! 17 spanks coming your way.
 
cinder

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17Bees said:
CINDER!!!! Don't think for a second you're getting out of here without being spanked! 17 spanks coming your way.
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I got spanked when I was bad as a kid, so now I'm confused. Didn't you like your present? :p
 
christian74

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Kenthomas, what happened to you?? 17 Bees?? Well, no matter, Kenthomas is Kenthomas and that's what it matters.
(and what's up with all these random gifts haha)


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Enjoying a beautiful sunset from porch while sipping on an iced tea - and don't ask me why this image comes to my mind whenever I come across your name. Happy Birthday my friend.
 
zeroturbulence

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cinder said:
I got spanked when I was bad as a kid, so now I'm confused. Didn't you like your present? :p
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He's just doing what the bible says... :rolleyes:

"Be spankful in all circumstances.." (1 Thessalonians 5:8)
 
zeroturbulence

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Happy birthday, KT! :D

Sorry, my gift for you got loose and ate a few neighborhood pets so they might have to put her down when/if they find her..

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seoulsearch

seoulsearch

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17Bees said:
I'm just crushed seoulsearch. All the times I've spanked you publicly AND PRIVATELY and now it sounds wrong?
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You know the only reason I'm holding a grudge is because you never sent me copies of the home video... AND YOU PROMISED! :mad:

P.S. In case you're wondering when the next time will be, you'll have to take a number and get in line.

I have so many people that want to punish me for some kind of (supposed :D) wrongdoing, I'm booked until at least the end of April. :p
 
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17Bees

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christian74 said:
Kenthomas, what happened to you?? 17 Bees?? Well, no matter, Kenthomas is Kenthomas and that's what it matters.
(and what's up with all these random gifts haha)


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Enjoying a beautiful sunset from porch while sipping on an iced tea - and don't ask me why this image comes to my mind whenever I come across your name. Happy Birthday my friend.
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Hey! Looks a lot like my front porch!




cept' for the girls and all.... Just had a couple of friends over.....




from Kohl's.
 
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