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Hi I came across this and it gave me a bit of a chuckle.
1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."
2. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen
while talking to others.
3. Name your dog "Dog."
4. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all
weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
5. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."
6. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of
your "astronaut training."
7. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their
complimentary mints by the cash register.
8. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
9. Repeat everything someone says as a question.
10. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination,
UFO, and OJ Simpson conspiracy theories.
11. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
12. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling as they read.
13. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie
parts back in the tray.
14. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like
a parakeet.
15. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.
16. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars
to see if they slow down.
17. Make appointments for the 31st of September.
18. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance
with prophesy."
19. Sing the theme to the Batman television show as loudly as
you can, over and over and over.
20. Drum on every available surface.
21. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
22. Finish the 99 bottles of beer song.
23. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see
if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
25. Place your shoes on the table.
26. When talking to someone, look at a spot about two inches to
their right.
27. Sample every flavour of ice cream and tell the clerk what
you don't like about each one.
28. Disagree strongly with everything anybody says.
29. Pretend you have gone completely deaf.
30. Go canoeing and sing the Hawaii Five-0 theme.
40. Wear your cap backwards and say "Yo, wazzup?" a lot.
41. Down a can of Coke in one and then burp loudly.
42. When walking, talk to yourself constantly.
1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."
2. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen
while talking to others.
3. Name your dog "Dog."
4. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all
weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
5. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."
6. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of
your "astronaut training."
7. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their
complimentary mints by the cash register.
8. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
9. Repeat everything someone says as a question.
10. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination,
UFO, and OJ Simpson conspiracy theories.
11. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
12. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling as they read.
13. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie
parts back in the tray.
14. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like
a parakeet.
15. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.
16. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars
to see if they slow down.
17. Make appointments for the 31st of September.
18. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance
with prophesy."
19. Sing the theme to the Batman television show as loudly as
you can, over and over and over.
20. Drum on every available surface.
21. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
22. Finish the 99 bottles of beer song.
23. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see
if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
25. Place your shoes on the table.
26. When talking to someone, look at a spot about two inches to
their right.
27. Sample every flavour of ice cream and tell the clerk what
you don't like about each one.
28. Disagree strongly with everything anybody says.
29. Pretend you have gone completely deaf.
30. Go canoeing and sing the Hawaii Five-0 theme.
40. Wear your cap backwards and say "Yo, wazzup?" a lot.
41. Down a can of Coke in one and then burp loudly.
42. When walking, talk to yourself constantly.
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