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Tall_Timbers reacted to Lynx's post in the thread Funny And Clever Answers to Being Asked, "Why Are You Still Single?" -- What Are YOURS?.
I'm single because I work at McDonald's. My low-fat, artificially flavored milkshake don't bring nothing to the yard. Even dogs and cats... -
Tall_Timbers reacted
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What do you mean, why am I single?... ... ... Oh no. Did she figure out how to get out of the basement again?! -
Yeah, no, I was hoping she would have something more substantial... And substantiative... Than that. -
daisyseesthesun reacted to Lynx's post in the thread Funny And Clever Answers to Being Asked, "Why Are You Still Single?" -- What Are YOURS?.
I'm about to go out for a spin on my bike. I could say I'm still single because girls can't catch me. -
When that happens I take a nap on a tree branch and wait for them to run out of breath. -
When you take a nap your metabolism slows down. Or I think it does. I can hang out here for months.
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Just don't ever stand directly below my branch. It all has to fall somewhere...
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Yeah, no, I was hoping she would have something more substantial... And substantiative... Than that.
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seoulsearch reacted to Lynx's post in the thread Funny And Clever Answers to Being Asked, "Why Are You Still Single?" -- What Are YOURS?.
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Wait, where have I heard this before? Somewhere recently, actually... Oh yeah, that's what it was! Thank you for so thoroughly...
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That's classic spiritual power play for you. Denounce anybody who disagrees with you as obstinate, rebellious, arrogant, etc. Can you...
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Pipp reacted to Lynx's post in the thread Funny And Clever Answers to Being Asked, "Why Are You Still Single?" -- What Are YOURS?.
I'm single because I work at McDonald's. My low-fat, artificially flavored milkshake don't bring nothing to the yard. Even dogs and cats... -
This thread is about old people getting used to new things. I picked up a 2016 Hyundai Elantra. Lord help me... Before this, my...
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Noel25 reacted to Lynx's post in the thread Funny And Clever Answers to Being Asked, "Why Are You Still Single?" -- What Are YOURS?.
I'm about to go out for a spin on my bike. I could say I'm still single because girls can't catch me. -
Noel25 reacted to Lynx's post in the thread Funny And Clever Answers to Being Asked, "Why Are You Still Single?" -- What Are YOURS?.
I'm single because I work at McDonald's. My low-fat, artificially flavored milkshake don't bring nothing to the yard. Even dogs and cats...
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Noel25 reacted to Lynx's post in the thread Funny And Clever Answers to Being Asked, "Why Are You Still Single?" -- What Are YOURS?.
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Noel25 reacted
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That third one hits way too close to home. Figuratively and literally. I'm still single because it turns out I like most dogs better...
