Reactions received by Lynx
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When that happens I take a nap on a tree branch and wait for them to run out of breath. -
When you take a nap your metabolism slows down. Or I think it does. I can hang out here for months.
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Just don't ever stand directly below my branch. It all has to fall somewhere... -
Just don't ever stand directly below my branch. It all has to fall somewhere...
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Pipp reacted
to Lynx's post in the thread Funny And Clever Answers to Being Asked, "Why Are You Still Single?" -- What Are YOURS?.
I'm about to go out for a spin on my bike. I could say I'm still single because girls can't catch me. -
Eli1 reacted
to Lynx's post in the thread Most People Who Claim to be Worthy Before God Are About to Prove to Everyone Who They Really are in a More Open Way.
Not really. The popularity of Christianity in general waxes and wanes like the moon, although with a much longer periodicity. Right... -
daisyseesthesun reacted to Lynx's post in the thread What Is Your Favorite Kind of Halloween Candy? (What Would You Want to See in Your Boo Basket?).
I used to think I was slightly unique in that. Then my aunt Diane started going to the salvage grocery. She found something she liked... -
daisyseesthesun reacted to Lynx's post in the thread What Is Your Favorite Kind of Halloween Candy? (What Would You Want to See in Your Boo Basket?).
Nah, they never have any really good candy after Halloween. Halloween candy is made to give away, so it's only the cheap stuff. I used...
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seoulsearch reacted
to Lynx's post in the thread Funny And Clever Answers to Being Asked, "Why Are You Still Single?" -- What Are YOURS?.
I'm single because I spend my weekends working on my chat pop-ups. If you don't know what that means, congratulations. You're not an... -
seoulsearch reacted
to Lynx's post in the thread Funny And Clever Answers to Being Asked, "Why Are You Still Single?" -- What Are YOURS?.
I'm about to go out for a spin on my bike. I could say I'm still single because girls can't catch me. -
seoulsearch reacted to Lynx's post in the thread Funny And Clever Answers to Being Asked, "Why Are You Still Single?" -- What Are YOURS?.
I'm single because I work at McDonald's. My low-fat, artificially flavored milkshake don't bring nothing to the yard. Even dogs and cats...
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I imagine it's a pain to clean though.
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seoulsearch reacted to Lynx's post in the thread Funny And Clever Answers to Being Asked, "Why Are You Still Single?" -- What Are YOURS?.
What do you mean, why am I single?... ... ... Oh no. Did she figure out how to get out of the basement again?!
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daisyseesthesun reacted to Lynx's post in the thread Funny And Clever Answers to Being Asked, "Why Are You Still Single?" -- What Are YOURS?.
What do you mean, why am I single?... ... ... Oh no. Did she figure out how to get out of the basement again?!
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daisyseesthesun reacted to Lynx's post in the thread Funny And Clever Answers to Being Asked, "Why Are You Still Single?" -- What Are YOURS?.
You can try but I'm not a very interesting person...
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daisyseesthesun reacted to Lynx's post in the thread Funny And Clever Answers to Being Asked, "Why Are You Still Single?" -- What Are YOURS?.
Why am I single? The last woman who asked me that became my new wife. Whether she liked it or not.
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daisyseesthesun reacted to Lynx's post in the thread Funny And Clever Answers to Being Asked, "Why Are You Still Single?" -- What Are YOURS?.
What's wrong with vinegar? Do you also use a lot of lemon juice? Lemon juice is good too. And in completely unrelated news, what are...
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seoulsearch reacted to Lynx's post in the thread Funny And Clever Answers to Being Asked, "Why Are You Still Single?" -- What Are YOURS?.
Why am I single? The last woman who asked me that became my new wife. Whether she liked it or not.
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seoulsearch reacted to Lynx's post in the thread Funny And Clever Answers to Being Asked, "Why Are You Still Single?" -- What Are YOURS?.
What's wrong with vinegar? Do you also use a lot of lemon juice? Lemon juice is good too. And in completely unrelated news, what are...